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Rey_McSriff [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 months ago

You call yourself an apex predator but look like this?

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You call yourself an apex predator but look like this?

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Rey_McSriff [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 months ago
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  • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    7 months ago

    If you were an apex predator stuck in a zoo, you wouldn’t moon observers?

  • tamagotchicowboy [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Tbf showing your giant fuzzy wet ass at random strangers seems like apex behavior to me.

    • kristina [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      Don’t say this around a furry tho 🤔

      • Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        Or do, if you’re into that. I’m not judging.

  • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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    Flat ass

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      You can tell the polar bear is white because it has no ass.

      • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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        polar bears have very dark skin under their fur theory-gary

    • nasezero [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Bwaaa

  • Hestia [she/her, fae/faer]@hexbear.net
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    Actually, polar bears don’t call themselves apex predators. We do. nerd

    • 9to5 [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      Oh really ? I never thought about it like that.

  • GenderIsOpSec [she/her, kit/kit's]@hexbear.net
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    why friend shaped if not friend? catgirl-huh

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    PPB: polar press butt

  • Cysio@lemmygrad.ml
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    why is he so thicc?

    • Johnny_Arson [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      Polar bears tend to be much more lean in the wild because their slow metabolism and food scarcity in their habitat. This one is regularly fed in a zoo and could also be winter fat and getting fed too much by the zoo. Also probably just doesn’t have enough space, in the wild these guys have HUGE ranges because of said food scarcity so it also isn’t burning as many calories as it would ranging for sufficiant food.

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    bear-chill i call myself Carl, but ok

  • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    i mean are you gonna tell him to stop?

  • RondoRevolution [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Let my boy be thicc and round in peace, he earned it

  • glimmer_twin [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Hexbear Peachbear

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    thicc-trump

  • oliveoil [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    What’s with the smug smile the bear has?

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