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MayoPete [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.net · 11 days ago

Ya'll need Je$$$us

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Ya'll need Je$$$us

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MayoPete [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.net · 11 days ago
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  • invo_rt [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    “No altar, no belief, no holy book… have ever been able to reconcile the rich and the poor, the exploiter and the exploited. And if Jesus himself had to take the whip to chase them from his temple, it is indeed because that is the only language they hear.”

    sankara-shining

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      That quote goes hard

    • Revolutionary_Apples [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Hell yeah!

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  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    porky-happy Jesus died for our sin-terest rates!

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    Jesus didn’t hate the money changers.

    He wanted to go into business with them.

    Religion is a cancer.

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Anglo Christians can start worshipping Satan and somehow it’ll get normalized and get a pass.

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      Satan is the arch-nemesis of God, opposite him in every way, which means that Satan must be

      • Pro women’s liberation
      • Pro LGBT
      • Pro communism
      • Anti-genocide
      • Pro slave revolt
      • Anti-colonialist
      • Anti-racist
      • Environmentalist
      • Pro animal liberation
      • Merciful

      No way Anglo Christians would ever worship that.

      • Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]@hexbear.net
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        at best the kkkhristian god is the real satan and his adherents did the ol’ switcheroo

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          Yea, like how do you know you’re worshipping the good one? You’ve sure got to excuse a lot more shit with god then Satan.

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          Reinventing gnosticism leftistly. Welcome back Bogomil, we missed you.

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      deleted by creator

  • BountifulEggnog [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    You shall not charge interest on loans to your brother, interest on money, interest on food, interest on anything that is lent for interest.

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      0% introductory APR for 12 months, or until the rapture – whichever comes first*

      *Terms and conditions apply

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    jesus-cleanse

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    The Vatican has been involved in banking for centuries. This is nothing new.

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    Supply side jesus strikes again

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    I thought there was a problem with that. Like, didn’t the Templars form a chain of financial institutions that they couldn’t call banks that lasted until a later Pope went “Yeah, those are banks. Run by Templars. Fuck the Templars, tell 'em to give us all their cash”?

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      No. The person who got mad at them was the king of France (Phillip IV). Who basically wanted to rob them to finance his wars to centralise France, so he arrested the lot, had the new French pope declare that he was allowed to put them on trial, and then declared them heretics and stole their shit. A technique he also used on the jews.

      The issue was not that they ran a bank, it was not illegal to run a bank. The term “banking” hadn’t entered into the lexicon yet iirc. They hadn’t even run into the one issue the church was supposed to have with banking (Usury). They were just a powerful institution with a lot of money that didn’t pay taxes and was exempt from tithes and Phillip was broke

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    advertising jesus credit card on the website of most annoying atheists? brilliant move

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    This should turn you into a pillar of salt

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    TBF, if one was looking to run a Christian-themed financial grift, a credit union is the worst choice to make. Like, it wouldn’t surprise me if there’s some kickbacks on the charity/mission donations, but that’s small potatoes next to a Christian hedge fund or Christian cryptocurrency.

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      oh fuck we should totally get in on the ground floor with christocoin or some shit

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        You’re way behind, the pastor who officiated Trump’s inauguration launched a meme coin before the inauguration ended.

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        Trying to sell the Vatican on a crypto pump-and-dump to pay off the sexual lawsuits in almost every diocese

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      I actually think the opposite. They don’t need FDIC or to meet other banking regulations. A lot more room for grift.

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        Papal PayPal?

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          :kelly:

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    JESUS SAVES with our institution!

    download our all-in-one Prayer, Tithe & Deposit App to support our child soldier/gay conversion ministries in other hemispheres!

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    we need to bring back paying hundreds of dollars to get all your sins forgiven

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