- cross-posted to:
- usa@midwest.social
- cross-posted to:
- usa@midwest.social
Kristi Noem, while governor of South Dakota, supplemented her roughly $130,000 salary by secretly accepting $80,000. She never disclosed this income on federal ethics forms.
- Well… Now that this has come to light, surely the law will be followed and the will be consequences! - Now that this has come to light, surely the law will be followed and the will be consequences! - The issue is that many american prosecutors are absolute cowards. - In other countries, some prosecutors actually do their job. The headquarters of the ruling Spanish Political party was just raided by prosecutors and the police. - Why do US prosecutors simply refuse to do their job? You break the law. You get criminally prosecuted. It’s not that hard. - Because win rates matter. If a prosecutor loses a bunch of cases everyone will assume they are wasting money and demand a new one. And/Or they are politizing the law to fulfill the agenda of another party or personal vendetta. - So basically: - Prosecutors are minmaxxing the meta, bro! - Can’t expect the arbiters of the law to have principles and integrity and shit, that’s unrealistic! 
- Yeah we need someone like “Big Balls” back in the government for some oversight - (Not really good news) 
 
 
- now that it is finally put to the test, cowardice seems to be an American trait not limited to prosecutors… - sadly it turns out that the USA is full of chicken hawks 
- That said, the problem is Republican voters never hold their elected officials accountable. Ever. 
 
- Fortunately, the Department of Justice is independent of the President, and from his first term there was no indication that Trump would seek to change that. 
 
 
 
- It’s absolutely the best time to be a grifter. - Say a few magic words like “Daddy is coming.” And “That’ll trigger the libs”. Wear a MAGA hat. Go on social media to create pure outrage porn like, “Look at how we used to live before OBAMA.” - Then sell expired aspirin for 10x the price and buy a farm. 
- 80K? That’s, what, a party favor’s worth of bribes? Most members of this administration wouldn’t even get out of bed for such a paltry sum. - The fact that all of our freedoms and rights were for sale is bad enough, but if you see the absolute bottom prices that were paid, it’s a hundred times worse still. - Didn’t we recently find out from some leaks or disclosures that you can essentially buy some politicians for as low as $10K? I can’t remember the source right now - Yes, but you need access to get them for such a price. You can’t just walk in off the street with $10k and buy one afaik. - Of course not. There are rules. You have to be a white male, for example. - Or, a russian female. Also good. 
- To: congress@america.gov 
 From: fartographer@lemmy.world
 Subject: SELL YOUR PLATFORM TO ME
 Body: I’ve got $10K for the first person willing to accept and adopt my ideas.- Sincerely, 
 Poor Daddy
 
 
 
- Such blatant corruption. LOL. It’s comical. 
- Revoke her citizenship, I guess? - Deport her (no due process, amirite) - Kidnapping is for everyone, now, boys. - That would take paperwork. It could be traced back to his orange ass. - Sending a buncha “alpha” male types in masks to kidnap people and “deport” them is much easier. - Trump used Stochastic Terrorism! Sadly, its super effective. 
 
- MAGAts love their corruption. 
- Pre-pardoned in 3…2…1… 
- Republican is corrupt - Gash! Really? What? No way! How could that have happened? What will they do now? - If it were up to her, probably sacrifice a few more puppies as a distraction. Worked for her boss after all. 
 
- Nothing will come of it. 
- Puppy Killers R Us is a new nonprofit that is raising funds to increase our coverage and offer superior puppy killing services. - /s 
 - We all just have this pinned somewhere for easy access by now, right? 
 
- Man, Beyoncé really let herself go. 
 
- This lady’s a straight up dumb ass. - Why? It’s not like she’ll face any real consequences for this. 
 
- Stop being PC, she was bribed. 
- Kristi Noem is secretly a plasticized Kreepy Gnoem 













