Only the long form one will do

Uh… which one? There’s so many I’ve lost track. I only seem to remember dog killer, handyqueen and simian goblin.

That’ll show em! Trump was ANGRY at Russia these few days!

Nah. I now have confidence his base is actually that dumb.

Oh. He and his buddies will buy the slump from the vast array of options available in the next few months and walk away with more wealth than before. Question is: who’s gonna do anything about it?

That’s a lawsuit waiting to happen…

Obviously it’s still a concept of pain. It needs to become real. Only Floridians are usually old retirees with much to fall back on. Anecdotally, if course.

Should’ve asked Elon to meddie in Florida instead.

Good on Wisconsin. Now do the rest.

Good. In my country, a former PM who embezzled 1.6B is on the verge of being set free, with little in the way of jail time, while a construction worker who stole a loaf of bread got 40 years. Wtf.

Edit: I got the bread story wrong. Not the 1.6B.

Is this one of those ‘ignore the ranting bully’ type situations?

Don’t forget the sitouts. Never forget the sitouts.

Disease weeds out the weak. /s

Start with his defence sec.

Ah, right out of the combs playbook.

Guilty until proven innocent, because trust me bro! That’ll show the libs!

It’s called ‘paid to look the other way’ for a reason. Blame the asshole that took the bribe.

Depends if one candidate is a prune, while the other is a raging lunatic. Oh, and whether there is a war going on that conflicts with my personal beliefs. Then I’ll prefer to sit it out in protest.

/s you easily triggered assholes

This is solid. Thanks for the art!

‘Greenland to potus: fuck off’