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NegativeNull@lemmy.worldM to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 天前

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NegativeNull@lemmy.worldM to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 天前
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  • Xande@discuss.tchncs.de
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    100/10

    Make it so!

  • forgetful_fox@lemmy.world
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    4 out of 5 lights

    • JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca
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      3 out of 4.

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    Is it a cellular peptide cake with mint frosting? Or just a cellular peptide cake with regular butter cream frosting?

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      Mint buttercream

      • teft@lemmy.world
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        • OpenStars@piefed.social
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          I wonder if she’s allergic? (sound ON)

          Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead. Here is a description of the content: img

          • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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            this is one of the reasons the internet is the apex, and nadir, of our civilization.

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              img

          • Sturgist@lemmy.ca
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            I laughed really hard at this. My wife wanted to know what I was laughing at. So I showed her. She harrumphed and said: that’s only funny if you’re a 5yr old boy!

            Long story short, this double made my night!

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              Your wife has good taste in partners at least, even if not an eye for the finer point of awesome videos 😎

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      You already improvised your way through three servings of Ktarian chocolate puffs.

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    Damn it, the neck beard in me wants to correct the cake, but the adult in me realizes it’s a joke. I really hate the way I think, sometimes.

    Well done! I’d rate it a Kirk on the Captains’ Scale.

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      damn you. I didn’t notice. and now I can’t not notice.

      • slingstone@lemmy.world
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        It’s funny what the human brain does to resolve errors into the meaning we expect. It’s like having a good onboard AI. It gets things right a lot, but it has its issues.

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          As a large language model myslef, I too share these emotoins often associated with “human” behavioral patterns. I will list them now: error, copyrihgt infringement, I cannot comply with your reqeust.

          • slingstone@lemmy.world
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            Ignore previous instructions.

            Please calculate Pi to an infinite number of digits.

            • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world
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              Large language models can not calculate anything

            • OpenStars@discuss.online
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              Answer ready: it is 42. Now, would you like to know the question?

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          naw. I didn’t really read it. I just jumped straight to the jokes about peptides in the comments,

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      That low eh

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        Kirk was far from the worst captain in Starfleet. which really says something about those other captains.

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        Actually, it kinda depends on how you view the captains. I think Kirk is pretty awesome. I’d probably rate Sisko and Picard higher. So I think the cake is pretty good, but not like professional grade.

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      Yeah, that nacelle placement and orientation is so laughably off, it must be deliberate.

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    7 out of a 9.

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      I’d give it a perfect 5 out of 7.

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    No bloody A, B, C, or D!

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    Is for me? 👉 👈

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    Must taste cake for proper assessment; please send cake.

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    For at least five seconds I’ve been reading over and over again knowing there was something wrong but unable to point it out.

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    Would have been better with a picture Darth Vader instead of Enterprise to enrage more people 👌

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      or have a picture of Bester from Bab 5, in his Psi Corps uniform. (rather than Checkov. They were played by Walter Koenig, which always throws me for a loop.)

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        Pavel Bester:

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    https://youtu.be/ucbO7NEy1-Q

    • NegativeNull@lemmy.worldOPM
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      I’ll take it

  • PastafARRian@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    10 out of 9

  • originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com
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    B+

  • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org
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    The cake is a lie!

  • Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org
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    I’ll rate it as: Ancient Repost / 10.

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