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  • I feel like Aileen Cannon demonstrates why just being a lawyer doesn’t mean you’re qualified.

  • I’ll just maybe use a sticker.

    I think I have some “hoot in there” stickers she might like. (Well my youngest niece might have one in the stash I keep to send home with her…)

    (Reason number 183 why my SiL hates me but her kids love me: stickers!)

  • (Seriously how I feel right now, lol.)

  • Can I sign her cast wrap?

  • I think this is my spirit animal here.

    I have that same unamused and unimpressed face.

  • Relax, he wasn’t into grandmas.

    Unless we’re talking like, Boebert “I’m a grandma at 36” situation.

    Though I have to assume he’d be turned off rather quickly by the Howler Monkey #2,

  • Yay! Death cult is doing death cult things!

  • Freaky

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  • You’ve never met a swan, have you?

    “Mild annoyance” are the seagulls stealing your food.

    (Yes, that swan dunked the seagull so it couldn’t fly away.)

    Swans don’t steal food. You give it to them hoping they don’t murder you.

  • Freaky

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  • I’d say ‘nope!’ But they kinda look tasty…

  • Or that turkey was used in this fried rice?

    (I may have read your comment in the voice of Gandalf. Specifically at the start of the hobbit, when he’s waxing poetically about bilbo’s varied use of ‘good morning’)

  • That’s a cutie!

  • ard

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  • Most people do. Not her fault

  • ard

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  • “Yer daddy was a 2 pump chump!”

    Edit: Not sure how that comes back to “mom’s a whore”

  • ard

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  • So…

    What is Dast?

    (The word that means what we typically use Bastard for is Dastard.)

  • He’s nineteen.

    Boomers are okay with that,

  • unsurprising, when you realize they get their ideology from an iron age reboot of bronze age legal codes written by... grumpy old pervert men.

  • ...Parental, free speech and religious rights to do what?

    to ignore the privacy rights, free speech rights and religious rights of their child.

  • For reals, that’s a detail I’m okay with them overlooking.

  • Is Ted fucking Cruz even qualified for SCOTUS?

  • Atheism @lemmy.world

    Be scared.

    skepchick.org /2025/10/trump-declares-atheists-are-terrorists/
  • Opossums @lemmy.world

    The future of transport!

    theonion.com /experts-say-future-of-green-transportation-may-be-16-to-1844636887/
  • aww @lemmy.world

    Tapir Cutie

  • News @lemmy.world

    Elon Musk's Enemy, USAID, Was Investigating Starlink's Contracts in Ukraine

    gizmodo.com /elon-musks-enemy-usaid-was-investigating-starlink-over-its-contracts-in-ukraine-2000559365
  • Superbowl @lemmy.world

    Finally got him!

  • Superbowl @lemmy.world

    Orly?

  • Star Wars Memes @lemmy.world

    Stormtroopers

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

    I can't wear the stupid "I voted" sticker. Because they stick it to the mail in ballot instead.

  • Bats @lemmy.world

    ick, saw this and thought of you:)

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Florida man sneezes his intestines out of his body at restaurant

    www.independent.co.uk /news/world/americas/florida-man-sneeze-intestine-diner-b2568901.html
  • Superbowl @lemmy.world

    Hooo?

  • Star Wars Memes @lemmy.world

    Who doesn't want a lightsaber?

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

    It's spring, dammit

  • Superbowl @lemmy.world

    Loaf.

  • Cooking @lemmy.world

    Broke out grandma’s candy thermometer….

  • Cooking @lemmy.world

    Am I the only one that starts quoting Macbeth while making pea soup?

  • Cooking @lemmy.world

    for the chemistry types- making chicken soup. Why did lemon juice turn the light brown chicken stock almost white?