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  • yup.

    Han was bullshitting them. Remember, Han is a fast talking scoundrel who runs scams on rubes.

    For people who don't know Parsec... is a unit of distance. an object 1 parsec from the sun would be an object that has a parralax angle of 1 arc second. a second of arc is the easiest to explain- it's 1/60th of a minute of arc, which is 1/60th of a degree. (arc second is 1/3600th of a degree.) it comes to about 3 lightyears.

    It would be like saying, "I made the Chicago-NY run in less than [whatever miles]!" when talking about how fast his ship is. The distance is fixed. the kessel run is largely fixed.

  • There are stormtroopers, and then there are stormtroopers. The 501st legion is the best of the best. Most the riffraff were... not.

    Like. Every planet probably had to source storm troopers for their own defense from local communities, and they were basically somewhere between Paul Blart: Mall Cop and Keystone Kops.

    The stormtroopers on Tatooine were 501st. The ones on the Deathstar (at lest, some of them) probably were, as well, given Vader's presence. DS-1 troopers wouldn't have been there if they weren't competent, at least.

  • yarn bombing is dangerous. Make sure to bring adequate needles and hooks to do the job properly.

    also please remember, Puce and Green are hideous colors together. use them appropriately.

  • You should see the other guy!

  • "okay, so we're doing the bad idea, yeah?"

  • Well, for your purposes you need to grift some stupid rich people and get rich.

    (In point of fact, this is what Hubbard did with Scientology. They targeted rich and influential people like tom cruise to extract their wealth and that wealth became the reason the IRS had trouble- they could afford a large army of lawyers.)

  • Gotta love a dig at MacDonalds.

  • This is what they get for buying a Swastikar Wankpanzer.

    seriously. with all the YT videos showing how bullet proof it wasn't... why did they ever buy the hype?

  • Based.

  • bapp*>

  • Tail wags are a good sign! Hope he’s getting back to his usual self.

  • Brutal.

  • While she’s turning that over, can we take her human card? Also maybe confiscate her phone and see what’s on it?

  • After following a star nobody else could see from (probably) Persia.

  • Lethal Weapon and Batman Returns, too.

  • That’s easy to see why!

  • Sounds like they’re on the mend, and I hope they are- when they’re up to it…. Give him some belly rubs for me?

  • Will Smith’s iRobot movie loosely based on the short novels by Asimov.

    It’s a good film.

  • Atheism @lemmy.world

    Be scared.

    skepchick.org /2025/10/trump-declares-atheists-are-terrorists/
  • Opossums @lemmy.world

    The future of transport!

    theonion.com /experts-say-future-of-green-transportation-may-be-16-to-1844636887/
  • aww @lemmy.world

    Tapir Cutie

  • News @lemmy.world

    Elon Musk's Enemy, USAID, Was Investigating Starlink's Contracts in Ukraine

    gizmodo.com /elon-musks-enemy-usaid-was-investigating-starlink-over-its-contracts-in-ukraine-2000559365
  • Superbowl @lemmy.world

    Finally got him!

  • Superbowl @lemmy.world

    Orly?

  • Star Wars Memes @lemmy.world

    Stormtroopers

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

    I can't wear the stupid "I voted" sticker. Because they stick it to the mail in ballot instead.

  • Bats @lemmy.world

    ick, saw this and thought of you:)

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Florida man sneezes his intestines out of his body at restaurant

    www.independent.co.uk /news/world/americas/florida-man-sneeze-intestine-diner-b2568901.html
  • Superbowl @lemmy.world

    Hooo?

  • Star Wars Memes @lemmy.world

    Who doesn't want a lightsaber?

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

    It's spring, dammit

  • Superbowl @lemmy.world

    Loaf.

  • Cooking @lemmy.world

    Broke out grandma’s candy thermometer….

  • Cooking @lemmy.world

    Am I the only one that starts quoting Macbeth while making pea soup?

  • Cooking @lemmy.world

    for the chemistry types- making chicken soup. Why did lemon juice turn the light brown chicken stock almost white?