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  • you got a of backslashes in that string, causing it to not work.

    If you turn off markdown you can see what I'm talking about (and if you plug in some alt text between the brackets, it helps with people who are vision impaired.)

  • The voidling got the other slipper and became the antipope.

  • the service dogs are real.

    and they do love their work.

    but usually, they're impatiently nagging their handlers to hurry up and get done with the pesky human things so they can get to the cuddling with children things.

  • You're not wrong, but, eh. I wanna see the obviously-fake-statements by obviously-not-trump. This might get interesting.

  • Bwhaha.

    This is gonna end well.

  • What? So he can tear gas the penguins?

    Send him to the North Pole. He might give a polar bear some indigestion, but that’s acceptable.

  • “If it bleeds it leads!”

    “Wait! Not like this!”

    -Pete Kegshit

  • Never underestimate idiots in large numbers.

  • This question is why some overly clever and yet still useless fellow invented the spork.

    Though, the answer for me is simple. Is Icencream involved? Spoon. No ice cream? Fork.

  • BTW, Arch is awesome.

    ( actually, i use Manjaro. but it's based on arch. so that still counts, right?)

  • "oops I bombed Turd-a-Shit-Go just for fun."

    if it's legal for the president, its legal for me, right?

  • Hydrostatic shock can do it easily, if there’s enough kinetic energy in that bolt. And judging by the craters blasters tend to leave, yep

    Or we can just enjoy the show.

  • Usually how it works.

    Dead people don’t shoot second, after all.

  • Cuz they can just flip a switch and start extracting oil?

  • Doesn’t matter how evil you are, if you can be competent, all any one will say for a while is, “at least he’s not Trump”.

    They fail the competency-caveat, though.

  • I find it interesting that you assume they would not have voted for Trump.

  • You know that Bernie lost the primary because the DNC cheated for Hilary, right?

    Yes those documents were leaked by Russians. But they still existed. (Mostly, at least.)

    The entire primary set up also is pretty biased. We don’t know how Bernie would have done outside a couple states because most states never got a primary vote.

    Further, Hilary was soft amid the same people that were passionate for Bernie.

    He might’ve been “boring” but he actually had a chance at winning and the DNC decided to fuck that up.

  • great. Open AI gonna be writing our laws now.

  • Atheism @lemmy.world

    Be scared.

    skepchick.org /2025/10/trump-declares-atheists-are-terrorists/
  • Opossums @lemmy.world

    The future of transport!

    theonion.com /experts-say-future-of-green-transportation-may-be-16-to-1844636887/
  • aww @lemmy.world

    Tapir Cutie

  • News @lemmy.world

    Elon Musk's Enemy, USAID, Was Investigating Starlink's Contracts in Ukraine

    gizmodo.com /elon-musks-enemy-usaid-was-investigating-starlink-over-its-contracts-in-ukraine-2000559365
  • Superbowl @lemmy.world

    Finally got him!

  • Superbowl @lemmy.world

    Orly?

  • Star Wars Memes @lemmy.world

    Stormtroopers

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

    I can't wear the stupid "I voted" sticker. Because they stick it to the mail in ballot instead.

  • Bats @lemmy.world

    ick, saw this and thought of you:)

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Florida man sneezes his intestines out of his body at restaurant

    www.independent.co.uk /news/world/americas/florida-man-sneeze-intestine-diner-b2568901.html
  • Superbowl @lemmy.world

    Hooo?

  • Star Wars Memes @lemmy.world

    Who doesn't want a lightsaber?

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

    It's spring, dammit

  • Superbowl @lemmy.world

    Loaf.

  • Cooking @lemmy.world

    Broke out grandma’s candy thermometer….

  • Cooking @lemmy.world

    Am I the only one that starts quoting Macbeth while making pea soup?

  • Cooking @lemmy.world

    for the chemistry types- making chicken soup. Why did lemon juice turn the light brown chicken stock almost white?