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  • And hair plugs.

  • The rich fucks don’t care. They shorted the market, are making money on the way down and will buy everything they can for cheap when it turns around.

  • But if there is no intention to deceive (and I would add no obligation to reveal that information,) then there’s no lie.

    You just don’t provide information.

    If my mom asks “where were you?” And I refuse to answer, I’m not lying, I’m just not answering, right?

  • Feed it through a coffee grinder and mix it with similarly powdered aluminum.

    Then set that on fire (bonus points for doing it on lake ice. That’s fun!)

    Oh. Uh. Not that kind of rust?

  • outta curiosity, where do you think Facebook learned it from?

  • Can we just exile them to an island in the Pacific Garbage Patch? (one of the garbagebergs, perhaps?)

  • Daddy Warbucks gonna make sure the people pay for their shit.

  • Can’t wait for the Grumpy Old Men remake!

  • It’s not backsliding if he’s always been a bigot.

    And frankly, the way he deals with homelessness is bad enough for me to vociferously oppose him.

    We need solutions that fix people’s problems, not feeds the prison slave labor industry.

  • He’s dead, Jim!

  • So one thing, if you haven’t seen, his son Robert is more or less following in his footsteps. his photography is insanely good.

  • I still haven’t forgiven the stingray.

    I know that Steve would say it wasn’t the stingray’s fault, that he was the one intruding and it was just defending itself, as stingrays do.

    But I’m not nearly as good a human as Steve.

  • Wait.

    Really?

  • pureeing random shit and separating it out in a explody-spinny-thing lets you extract flavors without getting all the solids.

    I'm not sure I would trust BWW with a giant lab grade centrifuge though. that seems like a recipe for world-ending consequences.

  • I’d piss on nVidia, though.

    Especially if I had a massive amount of asparagus.

    It’s not likely to do much with a good fire, it, eh, it’s gonna make them smell nasty.

  • MABC?

    Jump
  • I like the idea of Trump seeing forced prison labor.

  • For what it's worth, i was referring to Jesus being okay with genocide.

    (if he's really god and really still, you know, not worm food,) The only reason Jesus wasn't a white supremacist was that he wasn't white. he was also, basically, what we'd call a religious fundamentalist today- he advocated to a return to the written law of moses in comparison to the pharisee's adherence to the oral law ("tradition of the elders"). Which, the oral law eased certain things.

    But yeah. the OT is replete with all sorts of awful and abhorrent things.

    You don't even need to go there. the simple fact that trump and Kegseth and the others still draw breath while doing this shit in his name suggests something. Either that god is not all powerful, that god is oblivious (and not all knowning); either of these two lead to it being not-god... or that god approves, and therefore evil.

  • psssst

    Jump
  • This explains the crabs…

  • Dixon Hill was made for the show, guy noir was a segment on NPR’s Prairie Home Companion (a radio show.)

  • Atheism @lemmy.world

    Be scared.

    skepchick.org /2025/10/trump-declares-atheists-are-terrorists/
  • Opossums @lemmy.world

    The future of transport!

    theonion.com /experts-say-future-of-green-transportation-may-be-16-to-1844636887/
  • aww @lemmy.world

    Tapir Cutie

  • News @lemmy.world

    Elon Musk's Enemy, USAID, Was Investigating Starlink's Contracts in Ukraine

    gizmodo.com /elon-musks-enemy-usaid-was-investigating-starlink-over-its-contracts-in-ukraine-2000559365
  • Superbowl @lemmy.world

    Finally got him!

  • Superbowl @lemmy.world

    Orly?

  • Star Wars Memes @lemmy.world

    Stormtroopers

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

    I can't wear the stupid "I voted" sticker. Because they stick it to the mail in ballot instead.

  • Bats @lemmy.world

    ick, saw this and thought of you:)

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Florida man sneezes his intestines out of his body at restaurant

    www.independent.co.uk /news/world/americas/florida-man-sneeze-intestine-diner-b2568901.html
  • Superbowl @lemmy.world

    Hooo?

  • Star Wars Memes @lemmy.world

    Who doesn't want a lightsaber?

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

    It's spring, dammit

  • Superbowl @lemmy.world

    Loaf.

  • Cooking @lemmy.world

    Broke out grandma’s candy thermometer….

  • Cooking @lemmy.world

    Am I the only one that starts quoting Macbeth while making pea soup?

  • Cooking @lemmy.world

    for the chemistry types- making chicken soup. Why did lemon juice turn the light brown chicken stock almost white?