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  • I’d suggest it’d be hilarious if an alligator ate bum, but really, that indigestion would be no joke… and the aftertaste is animal abuse!

  • Men like boobies?

    (You’d think that would mean we want to protect them, but naw.)

  • At first I thought this was gonna be about something that caused spots.

    Pox, maybe?

  • so, here's an incredible cross sections scan of the v-150 cannon on hoth:

    The cannons are absolute beasts. Don't get me wrong.

    We don't actually know how big the thing is, at least not directly. We do have a scene with a golan df.9 turret (the stubby tower ones, not the dish turrets,) is next to it. those are 4 meters in height In the screen grab of the ion cannon. guestimating the height behind the snow drift, I make the ball 6 df.9's in diameter. 8, if I ignore the base and go with whats seen, and ignoring the actual barrel thingies. (that's another df.9.)

    So for surface installation (Ball turret plus the reactor core that's under the ball,) I'd make it needing something between 48 to 64 meters in over all length, and 24 to 36 meters in cylindrical space.

    this wouldn't be that hard to bolt on to something like a GR-75, which is 90 meters long, and mostly just cargo racks. Keep in mind they had to get all that equipment there in the first place, and these aren't the kind of things you're building in place, it might be broken down into some submodules, but you're not breaking them down into component parts.

    if a GR-75 isn't large enough, (maybe because the reactor core isn't... a reactor core? and needs "base" power.) Then the Imperial Container Ship certainly is (and incredibly easy to steal.) You can actually build that thing out to something that resembles a mobile operations base, to be honest. (the internals of the cargo stack are all shirt-sleeve habitation, apparently,)

    Both ships have an advantage here in that they would be rather easy to modify into hauling something other than containers, and including possibly something outsized like the ion cannon. basically becoming a system defense monitor (slow, big guns, and mobile only the sense that, sure, it technically can shuffle off.)

    You could do a few things with it. use it concert in lightling raids- it doesn't come deep into the envelope, but it hits the biggies from range. Probably after a recon flight pops in and gives targets, it can jump in and start blasting with lighter things coming in to do whatever. fighters, bombers, etc.

    alternatively, drop it in orbit and let it hang out where it can cover an escape and shuffle off on it's own. (bonus points for everything else being space-based and not planet-side.)

  • War tourism is a new booming industry.

    A better question is why were they there in the first, and why Trump only got his peeps out.

  • a scam. It's a scam.

    a mastodon server mod wouldn't be able to do anything on lemmy world, anyways.

  • It absolutely is fantasy

    But the physics as far as that goes are still on point compared to, idunno, Star Trek.

    The sound in space, the swooping, all of that were story telling tools used to convey a sense of what was happening. Realistic space battles aren’t really all that exciting.

    Not even the expanse got that right. They just replaced particle beams with Gatling guns and condescending but inaccurate explanations of why things don’t swoop.

    Fun fact, the reason planes and stuff seem to swoop is because they’re under constant accelerations and observed from the perspective outside the plane. One source of that constant acceleration is the atmosphere (drag and lift,) but you can just as easily replace that with fusion maneuvering thrusters or something.

  • The Texas Supreme Court's decision to separate votes in Dallas County cast after 7 p.m. Tuesday has raised questions about when, or perhaps even if, those those votes ultimately will be counted.

    The Supreme Court's decision followed widespread confusion among Dallas County voters who apparently showed up a polling locations where they weren't eligible to vote — and an order by a judge in Dallas County to extend voting hours. County elections officials notified potential voters online that "Democratic Party polling locations...would remain open until 9:00PM" and that Republican locations would close at 7 p.m. "as scheduled."

    That could have been a sentence: “Texas is trying to suppress votes by cutting off votes that happened after the polling queues closed.”

    What’s happening is that people are getting into the queue before the polls close, and because Texas is fucked like that, a large number of voters physically hand in their ballets past.

    So they’re saying those votes don’t count.

    And let’s be clear, the “staffing challenges” or whatever, are intentional.

  • Oh. I thought this was about the Shamwow guy suing because they didn’t put “shamwow” on the ballet.

    Yep. Your read that right, and yes. He’s serious.

  • “Release the Epstein Files you Rancid shitsack!”

  • What do you enjoy doing that’s not work and not “adulting”?

    Find a hobby. Then find a group that shares that hobby. Clean up a park day, maybe.

    Or find a charity or nonprofit that needs volunteers.

    The local library probably has things going on, too.

    Find a third space whether it’s the magic the gsthering shop and shop tournies or church or a knitting circle ran by the local yarn shop.

  • Some traitors are more traitor than others.

  • aural synthesis of sensrionics to enhance situational awareness.

    (For a non bullshit answer it was for creating engagement with the audience. The utter silence of 2001 space odyssey kinda bothered a lot of people.)

    (Same with the swooping.)

    (Though from a certain point of view, swooping happens.)

  • Turns out you can’t actually indict a ham sandwich.

  • “When you compress a bunch of snow flakes, into like, a weapon, and you toss it at cops…. That can hurt our pride! And it’s practically lethal force!”

    -that douche.

  • If you’re wanting to be hawkish on national security, maybe stop creating new fucking terrorists who hate us.

    And release the fucking Epstein files and get the fucking traitor out of fucking office!

  • Just a quick question....

    what's with all the hate for lemon-flavored snow cones?!

  • .... shit like this is why ACAB is a thing.

    You go to an organized snowball fight, you should expect to have snowballs tossed at you. especially if you engage in a way that makes it seem like you're part of the festivity.

  • Atheism @lemmy.world

    Be scared.

    skepchick.org /2025/10/trump-declares-atheists-are-terrorists/
  • Opossums @lemmy.world

    The future of transport!

    theonion.com /experts-say-future-of-green-transportation-may-be-16-to-1844636887/
  • aww @lemmy.world

    Tapir Cutie

  • News @lemmy.world

    Elon Musk's Enemy, USAID, Was Investigating Starlink's Contracts in Ukraine

    gizmodo.com /elon-musks-enemy-usaid-was-investigating-starlink-over-its-contracts-in-ukraine-2000559365
  • Superbowl @lemmy.world

    Finally got him!

  • Superbowl @lemmy.world

    Orly?

  • Star Wars Memes @lemmy.world

    Stormtroopers

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

    I can't wear the stupid "I voted" sticker. Because they stick it to the mail in ballot instead.

  • Bats @lemmy.world

    ick, saw this and thought of you:)

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Florida man sneezes his intestines out of his body at restaurant

    www.independent.co.uk /news/world/americas/florida-man-sneeze-intestine-diner-b2568901.html
  • Superbowl @lemmy.world

    Hooo?

  • Star Wars Memes @lemmy.world

    Who doesn't want a lightsaber?

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

    It's spring, dammit

  • Superbowl @lemmy.world

    Loaf.

  • Cooking @lemmy.world

    Broke out grandma’s candy thermometer….

  • Cooking @lemmy.world

    Am I the only one that starts quoting Macbeth while making pea soup?

  • Cooking @lemmy.world

    for the chemistry types- making chicken soup. Why did lemon juice turn the light brown chicken stock almost white?