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  • With the price of gas?!? Use that stuff for fuel!

  • I mean. We should probably build a wall around Florida.

    Republican goobers like catchy names. We could call it “America’s Cock Ring.”

  • I will never understand why the empire didn’t use captured b1 units as droid labor.

    Yes, they’re totally incompetent. But it’s either incompetence or intentional sabotage.

  • Later, the clip shows two officers escorting the mechanical troublemaker away, in what is probably the silliest perp walk you’ll lay eyes on. One of the cops even places a hand on the robot’s shoulder, humanizing the display.

    this is a mischaracterization. The cop was maintaining physical control. Either because he didn't want it walking away, or because it was tippy. or whatever. but it certainly wasn't a sympathetic pat.

  • I get that, I was just adding context for people who haven't seen Rebels. (if anyone hasn't seen rebels... you should.)

  • wait until you realize that, in AoTC, when Obi and Ani are going up to Padme's pad, Padme remembers (and is excited to see) Obi and totally didn't know who Anakin was until Darth Jar jar called out 'Annie!"

    they were totally knocking boots.

    Edit: also you can see anakin-the-dumbfuck finally putting it together in RotS.

    Edit2, also notice how she was far less excited when Obi was there on business.

  • Sure. Edit: the geonosians were genocided after the clone wars when they were used to start construction on the Death Star and genocided to hide it by the empire.

  • do we even have a full count of all the genocides?

    Was Vader involved in the genosian genocide, too?

  • the sun might be responssible for life, but the full moon was responsible for getting me laid. (and the wine, and the really nice dinner... and uh. some other stuff.) (it certainly wasn't my ability to flirt.)

  • Lots of FBI agents gonna get their balls kicked in.

    I’m surprisingly okay with that.

    (Groin shots in UFC are illegal so they tend not to defend against them as well as one should in actual combat. This is the difference between combat sports and life-and-death combat.)

  • Is this a question? Or are you just venting?

    Pick your battles and go to town. You can’t fight them all, but you can fight for what you feel is most important.

  • The implication I haven’t seen explicitly mentioned in the article (which it should be! Bad article) is “there is no way for Trump to stop the war without losing face and thus his power

    basically what I was trying to get at. But I'm not sure that it's a matter of losing face, and rather that Netanyahu is holding some damning evidence (of the epstein files variety) over him.

    as mentioned on other posts, the easiest way to deal with blackmail material is to just release it all.

  • Gotta assimilate them all.

    Before they assimilate you.

  • Trump, as an individual may not have a way out. Remember, Epstein was Mossad-trained and probably shared a lot of useful dirt with Israel.

    But there is always a path to peace; and in this case it starts with the US backing off. Iran doesn’t have much capacity for war beyond protecting itself.

    Exactly the same as how there’s a way for Russia to have peace in Ukraine.

  • I go to my friends house and ignore the humans.

    Yes. My friends are the dogs. The humans just let me in.

  • A lot of kids who grow up rich grow up bored, seeking ways to not be bored. When you can afford pretty much anything and you’re surrounded by people who promise to give you something new and exciting, it’s easy to get addicted.

    To drugs. To booze. Sex. To adrenaline. And people are willing to provide all of it.

    The unrealistic part is the drug dealer killing his user. It’s business. Killing your customers coz they got cut off is bad for business. Especially when the families are wealthy enough to buy their own justice.

    Before it ever gets that far, though, the family probably pays off the drug dealer and lets them know there’s no more money there. The dealer might not cut them off, but they’re certainly not trusting that the addict is “good for it.”

    Even if the dealer was that stupid, to let that debt large enough… there’s other ways they can pay. Access. Contacts. Information. Dirt.

  • 3 day benders would be rookie numbers. He’s not gone off a bender since he got the job.

  • And hair plugs.

  • The rich fucks don’t care. They shorted the market, are making money on the way down and will buy everything they can for cheap when it turns around.

  • Atheism @lemmy.world

    Be scared.

    skepchick.org /2025/10/trump-declares-atheists-are-terrorists/
  • Opossums @lemmy.world

    The future of transport!

    theonion.com /experts-say-future-of-green-transportation-may-be-16-to-1844636887/
  • aww @lemmy.world

    Tapir Cutie

  • News @lemmy.world

    Elon Musk's Enemy, USAID, Was Investigating Starlink's Contracts in Ukraine

    gizmodo.com /elon-musks-enemy-usaid-was-investigating-starlink-over-its-contracts-in-ukraine-2000559365
  • Superbowl @lemmy.world

    Finally got him!

  • Superbowl @lemmy.world

    Orly?

  • Star Wars Memes @lemmy.world

    Stormtroopers

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

    I can't wear the stupid "I voted" sticker. Because they stick it to the mail in ballot instead.

  • Bats @lemmy.world

    ick, saw this and thought of you:)

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Florida man sneezes his intestines out of his body at restaurant

    www.independent.co.uk /news/world/americas/florida-man-sneeze-intestine-diner-b2568901.html
  • Superbowl @lemmy.world

    Hooo?

  • Star Wars Memes @lemmy.world

    Who doesn't want a lightsaber?

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

    It's spring, dammit

  • Superbowl @lemmy.world

    Loaf.

  • Cooking @lemmy.world

    Broke out grandma’s candy thermometer….

  • Cooking @lemmy.world

    Am I the only one that starts quoting Macbeth while making pea soup?

  • Cooking @lemmy.world

    for the chemistry types- making chicken soup. Why did lemon juice turn the light brown chicken stock almost white?