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  • Something to agree upon.

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  • All babies shit themselves, and evidence suggests I was once a baby - but since I have moved on, if I were to shake hands with a shitty-handed person, I would wash my hands afterwards.

  • If you ever find yourself being attacked by a Lion, use plenty of deoderant....

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  • Both words are also pronounced the same in the majority of regions in England, or anywhere that doesn't do that "rrrrrrrr" thing.

  • ‘You’d be ashamed to bring someone here’: The struggling billionaire-owned high street that shows Reform’s road to No 10

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  • "We had a right-wing party supporting the billionaire class and things got worse."

    "Then we had an extreme right-wing party even more strongly supporting the billionaire class and things got even worse."

    "Then we had another right-wing party supporting the billionaire class and things carried on getting worse."

    "Basically, the more right-wing things got, and the more billionaire-supporting it got, the worse it got."

    "As long as this area is owned by billionaires and run by the right-wing, things are going to continue getting worse."

    ????????????????????"That's why we've decided that the best solution would be to go with the extreme far right party, who are overwhelmingly in support of the billionaire class, but who are also racist."????????????????????

  • Dip pen, January 2026.

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  • I tend to play cool bass lines with my left hand, then use my right hand to slap the "black sheet of noise", so this piano would be perfect for me :)

    Seriously though, very nice picture. The concentration in the face is especially good.

    p.s. If anyone needs a name for their art-rock band, "Black Sheet of Noise" is currently available.

  • Pick European Chocolate

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  • There's a useful website called that - fucknestle.art

    A list of Nestle owned brands and a list of Nestle "controversies".

  • Do people eat this?

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  • Good call. For a treat, you can then take your part-cooked potato to your local library, then wedge the potato behind a radiator for half an hour to crisp up the edges a little :)

  • Do people eat this?

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  • You have to cook the potatoes or they're poisonous, and buying and running a hob or an oven is comparatively pretty expensive in the UK. I get your point though, if you're a bit wealthier, of course you'd be looking at potatoes or other foods - and it can get really ingredient cheap if you buy a sack of potatoes and mostly just eat potatoes :)

  • Star Trek: Voyager - Across the Unknown | Exploration Deep Dive

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  • I would like to separate Tuvix by rescuing Tuvok and the alien orchid. The alien orchid is an important sample for study.

  • Cara vs. Pixelfed

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  • Sorry this is a bit of a non-answer, but I think carry on as you are - post the same stuff on both for a while. It'll probably become apparent which one is more useful to you and whatever you need out of it.

    I'd not heard of Cara before, so thanks for the heads up on that :)

  • wiggly bois

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  • Very cool :)

  • So I wanted to work again, but I can’t because I risk waking up the cat with my mechanical keyboard…

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  • I think you're fine to type, as long as you give the cat a bit of fuss and attention at the end of each sentence.

  • Growing number of adults avoid booze, NHS survey suggests

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  • It's a bit annoying isn't it? They raised the price of all alcoholic drinks with "minimum price per unit of alchohol" rules, as a disincentive to supermarket special-offer binge-drinking, but then they charge this increased price for the alcohol free versions too...

  • Pornhub to restrict access for UK users from February

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  • I don't think anyone disagrees with that, but the current "upload a video of your face, a copy of your passport and your full name and address to a criminal company based in Cypress" combined with "if you don't implement it you must block the UK" is one of the most stupid, dangerous and incompetent things I've seen for weeks.

    It's not just porn being blocked. It's Discord servers, Twitter, image hosters, other hosting websites, media websites, images on websites, international companies' websites, tech support, equipment manufacturers, fucking paint suppliers.

    It's a sack of badly thought-out shit by bell-ends. An opt-in from a mobile phone provider or ISP, plus some parental controls was all we needed. Now we can't order some fucking specialist paint for work, and the pictures in the online safety manual all say "not available in your region".

    At least we'll soon be able to buy a pack of 1000 stolen uploaded British passports and photos for £50.

  • I want that sticker

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  • Except that ugly "Lightning" one, flashing its pins all over outwards like a slag.

  • National insurance hike and energy bills behind food price rise, say UK retailers

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  • Yeah, you see all these newspaper/online articles about "how to live for cheaper" etc, then you notice "but that's how I've already been living for a decade".

  • [meme] “Cyclists take up so much room” says man from 4 metre wide Emotional Support Vehicle

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  • Almost exactly 2 Hulk Hogans.

  • Thanks 🙏🏻

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  • I think "intersect" keeps only the shared sections, so it would give you "Rick Man", the exact opposite of what we need. We'd need an "exclusion" or an "XOR" to retain the non-shared sections.

  • Thanks 🙏🏻

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  • Alan Wake is a boolean operation between Alan Rickman and Rick Wakeman

  • What's it like living in 2?

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  • Oh, they added a "modesty Norway" to cover up that filthy border.

  • Out of Context Comics @lemmy.world
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    What happens in the Interplanet Space Fleet Sauna, stays in the Interplanet Space Fleet Sauna

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    27th October is National Black Cat Day (UK)

  • United Kingdom @feddit.uk
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    Opinion: There is a far bigger threat to Britain than fringe extremists: Tory radicalisation | Rafael Behr

    www.theguardian.com /commentisfree/2024/mar/13/threat-britain-fringe-extremists-tory-radicalisation-michael-gove
  • Casual UK @feddit.uk
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    Update: Solved

    Man playing music out loud on train: What are our options?

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    27th October is National Black Cat Day (UK)

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    "Upstairs is closed, mate. Think you need to move along to that kitchen and see about those empty bowls first."

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    Returning to the surface after exploring deep in the duvet caves.