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fakeman_pretendname

@ fakeman_pretendname @feddit.uk

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  • Egg tooth (temporary structure on the bills and snouts of oviparous animals to help them break through their eggshells at hatching)

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  • A kid at my school with large front teeth used to get called "Eggtooth". I imagine the nickname came from other kids learning about this in class.

  • It's a mostly multi-universal constant

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  • Downgraded him to Admin Assistant Harry Kim.

  • Accurate

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  • The band is Status Quo.

  • Does he think he is The King?

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  • Your majesty! That's exactly what King Nelson Mbgawa of Sudan said yesterday! It's funny how you Royals can be so careless at times!

    I will of course arrange the transfer as soon as possible, and might I add, what a great honour to do so.

  • Fairy ring warning

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  • That's an impressive range of different textures from mark-making. Looks great. What does the text at the bottom translate as?

  • Fairy ring

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  • Depends on your location, I think. There were different rules in different areas. I remember being told that if you were to walk round the fairy ring clockwise enough times, you would gradually be able to see through the portal into the fairy world. If you went the other way round, something bad happened.

    Of course we didn't believe it one bit, so ran around it the way you weren't meant to.

    Initially we thought nothing bad happened - but then suddenly, 30 years later, bam! Brexit.

  • get it Mildred

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  • That makes sense, thank you :)

  • get it Mildred

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  • What is a "closer" in the first place?

  • Decided to see what Reddit was up to and this was the first thing I saw

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  • Holding a mobile telephone horizontally in front of yourself and shouting at it, then moving it to the side of your head, holding it sticking out from your ear horizontally to listen to what the other person says... instead of just holding it in one place to do both, like a telephone.

  • Does he think he is The King?

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  • I have no reason to doubt you, actual Jaden Smith.

    However, I must admit that my username is actually a pseudonym.

  • Does he think he is The King?

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  • We're all relatively anonymous on Lemmy. He might literally be the king.

  • More damage than Vietnam

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  • Department of Artificial Slop Good Boys Best Army Association.

  • retro gaminh

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  • I don't even understand how that's possible. The Xbox might be 20 years old, but the 360 is the new one, isn't it?

  • No strings attached

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  • Oddly, despite the name, "catgut" tends to be sheep intestines. No cats were harmed.

  • Boys at her school shared AI-generated, nude images of her. She was the one expelled

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  • I fear you're underestimating his depravity.

  • I'm definitely giggling

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  • Some years back, there was a "toad trail" in Hull - one of those things where there's 100 sculptures installed around the city, each painted by a different artist, school or group.

    Anyway, the vowel shift in Hull that turns "smoke" into "smirk" gave us the joyous sentence:

    "I'm off into town to go and see all the brightly coloured turds"

  • It's the truth!

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  • Blue cheese is almost entirely creamy-offwhite coloured.

  • Mucha progress.

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  • Those are significantly better than the cookies I would have sent you :)

  • Mucha progress.

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  • I've got loads of cookies here, but no way of transferring them to you, sorry.

  • Out of Context Comics @lemmy.world
    fakeman_pretendname @feddit.uk

    What happens in the Interplanet Space Fleet Sauna, stays in the Interplanet Space Fleet Sauna

  • cats @lemmy.world
    fakeman_pretendname @feddit.uk

    27th October is National Black Cat Day (UK)

  • United Kingdom @feddit.uk
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    Opinion: There is a far bigger threat to Britain than fringe extremists: Tory radicalisation | Rafael Behr

    www.theguardian.com /commentisfree/2024/mar/13/threat-britain-fringe-extremists-tory-radicalisation-michael-gove
  • Casual UK @feddit.uk
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    Update: Solved

    Man playing music out loud on train: What are our options?

  • cats @lemmy.world
    fakeman_pretendname @feddit.uk

    27th October is National Black Cat Day (UK)

  • cats @lemmy.world
    fakeman_pretendname @feddit.uk

    "Upstairs is closed, mate. Think you need to move along to that kitchen and see about those empty bowls first."

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    Returning to the surface after exploring deep in the duvet caves.