D•Scribe
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
Stamets@lemmy.world to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 1 个月前

Durability of children

sopuli.xyz

message-square
39
link
fedilink
315

Durability of children

sopuli.xyz

Stamets@lemmy.world to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 1 个月前
message-square
39
link
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    53
    ·
    1 个月前

    Dads are definitely like this with both

    • moving to lemme.zip. @lemm.ee
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      1 个月前

      My 10 year old gets the full throws and body slams onto the couch, the baby gets the guided tosses. In water though…you better hold your nose, your gonna find out how we played in the 90s after watching WWF hopped up on Surge and Kid Cuisine.

  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    39
    ·
    1 个月前

    Once met a dad who treated his daughter like #2, she was a little badass. Hope she’s a grown-up badass now.

    • Davel23@fedia.io
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      37
      ·
      1 个月前

      My parents treated me like #2. And by #2 I mean shit.

      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        8
        ·
        1 个月前

        Don’t worry, there will come a time in their elderly years when they need care, and you’ll have that talk about putting them in a nice retirement home.

        And you’ll say to them…“Well, good luck with that.”

        • P00ptart@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          4
          ·
          1 个月前

          I can’t wait for that day.

          • spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            2
            ·
            1 个月前

            And hey, you may get extra lucky. That day may last for years until they finally understand what you’ve been telling them this whole time.

            My mother thought she was going to move in with me when I got a house for close to a decade against better attempts to disabuse her of that notion. It was only after I bought one and moved in with my wife/partner that she realized just how wrong she was.

            • P00ptart@lemmy.world
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              2
              ·
              1 个月前

              My mother doesn’t know where I live lol.

              • spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                link
                fedilink
                arrow-up
                2
                arrow-down
                1
                ·
                1 个月前

                That’s always nice.

                Thankfully it doesn’t matter to me anymore because I ended up buying her forever home for her. And a pine box is a much better place for her than my home lol.

    • DarkCloud@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      10
      ·
      1 个月前

      Yeah, there’s no real reason not to… Unless they don’t like that sort of treatment.

      • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        10
        ·
        1 个月前

        She fuckin’ loved it. He was just launching her all over the place. At one point I saw her skin the heck out of her knee; she just picked out the big hunks of gravel and kept on going.

  • subterfuge@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    37
    ·
    1 个月前

    Why not both?

    • modifier@lemmy.ca
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      33
      ·
      1 个月前

      Yeah in my experience it is both with both. Tire them out by throwing them around and then snuggle up.

    • OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      arrow-down
      40
      ·
      1 个月前

      Kissing your son is gay

      • spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        21
        arrow-down
        2
        ·
        1 个月前

        You… Realize the logical extension of this is that kissing your daughter is incest, right?

        • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          1 个月前

          Hot

        • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          1
          arrow-down
          1
          ·
          1 个月前

          Kissing son not incest, just gay

      • logos@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        12
        ·
        1 个月前

        You forgot your /s

        • OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          6
          ·
          1 个月前

          Didn’t think I needed one

      • Akasazh@feddit.nl
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        4
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        1 个月前

        I hope you will never have kids

      • Lemminary@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        2
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        1 个月前

        Even if it is, it won’t change their sexuality one bit. Maybe more open minded. Did your dad ever kiss you?

        • lars@lemmy.sdf.org
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          11
          arrow-down
          1
          ·
          1 个月前

          Human contact is always sexual and children must never be touched unless it’s circumcision time! ✂️

        • boonhet@lemm.ee
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          7
          ·
          1 个月前

          I reckon they may have been joking. I hope at least

  • wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    32
    ·
    edit-2
    1 个月前

    Both with my daughter, but never going quite as far as swinging her around by one limb. Just flopping her over my shoulder like she’s a sack of potatoes, then holding her ankles and dangling her upside down against my back. She loves it, and will actively try to climb up my chest when I’m sitting to flop over my shoulder herself sometimes.

    • deathbird@mander.xyz
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      edit-2
      1 个月前

      I think he’s doing tricep extensions in the picture.

  • SendPicsofSandwiches@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    16
    ·
    1 个月前

    Buster Keaton’s parente used to launch him off the stage and into the audience as the “indestructible child”

    • TaiCrunch@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      16
      ·
      1 个月前

      See, and look how he turned out!

      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        1 个月前

        I don’t know who Buster Keaton is…I assume some kind of professional mosh pitter, and stage diver?

        • shalafi@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          8
          ·
          1 个月前

          Do yourself a favor and look him up. Cinema pioneer. Seems cheesy now, groundbreaking at the time.

          • SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            4
            ·
            1 个月前

            There’s nothing Cheesy about the genuine technical marvel that was Buster Keaton doing slapstick cartoon shit in live action

            • shalafi@lemmy.world
              link
              fedilink
              English
              arrow-up
              2
              ·
              edit-2
              1 个月前

              Seinfeld Effect in effect. :)

              Kinda like Rodney Dangerfield. Masterclass entertainer, seems silly now with all the lesser imitations.

              (For those not in the know, search “Dangerfield Carson show”. Man was fast on his feet, on top of his prepared shtick.)

        • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          7
          ·
          1 个月前

          Third president of Australia.

          • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            7
            ·
            1 个月前

            So I was right then.

            • enbipanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone
              link
              fedilink
              English
              arrow-up
              2
              ·
              1 个月前

              Might wanna not take their word for that one…

  • Cargon@lemmy.ml
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    8
    ·
    1 个月前

    Durability of Children sounds like it would be a book in The Culture scifi series.

    • isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      1 个月前

      “Scratches at level 6, with deeper grooves at level 7”

      • Lesrid@lemm.ee
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        5
        ·
        1 个月前

        And now for the burn test

  • twinnie@feddit.uk
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    7
    ·
    1 个月前

    My daughter’s #2. She’s also trying to do ballet in a pink dress right now.

  • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    1 个月前

    Is it me or does the “son” in the lower picture have pigtails? Not that that couldn’t be a thing, but, are these both these people’s daughters?

Memes@sopuli.xyz

memes@sopuli.xyz

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !memes@sopuli.xyz

Post memes here.

A meme is an idea, behavior, or style that spreads by means of imitation from person to person within a culture and often carries symbolic meaning representing a particular phenomenon or theme.

An Internet meme or meme, is a cultural item that is spread via the Internet, often through social media platforms. The name is by the concept of memes proposed by Richard Dawkins in 1972. Internet memes can take various forms, such as images, videos, GIFs, and various other viral sensations.

  • Wait at least 2 months before reposting
  • No explicitly political content (about political figures, political events, elections and so on), !politicalmemes@lemmy.ca can be better place for that
  • Use NSFW marking accordingly

Laittakaa meemejä tänne.

  • Odota ainakin 2 kuukautta ennen meemin postaamista uudelleen
  • Ei selkeän poliittista sisältöä (poliitikoista, poliittisista tapahtumista, vaaleista jne) parempi paikka esim. !politicalmemes@lemmy.ca
  • Merkitse K18-sisältö tarpeen mukaan
Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 714 users / day
  • 3.53K users / week
  • 7.73K users / month
  • 9.78K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 11.1K subscribers
  • 639 Posts
  • 4.98K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz
  • seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.social
  • graphito@sopuli.xyz
  • UI: unknown version
  • BE: 0.19.11
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org