Because nobody fucking told us about them! I just got one last year and it’s been amazing!

Pretty much always 18

That’s just xerxes

I had this exact scenario with a substitute teacher when I was in Kindergarten because I made a purple tree, and accidentally destroyed her because she said “Real trees aren’t purple” to which I replied “I know, but this isn’t a real tree it’s a coloring page and I like purple”. She was pissed and my mom was called, who pretty much agreed with me. My normal teacher Mrs.K would have been like fuck yeah dude purple trees, but she was sick that day lol.

I really like looking at this! Very unique style

It’s about a game company literally called “Pirate Software” which could have been more clear in the title

My grandpa played Minecraft and WoW well into his 80s

Sh.itjust.works didn’t require email when I made my account, but I couldn’t say for sure if that’s still the case

It’s called a “decapicone”, it’s for humanely decapitating lab mice

HAH GET BOOBED

Last year after some family tragedy and living comoletely alone for the first time, I stopped watching the news (really TV entirely) and I gotta say I am generally happier. I won’t weigh in on “right” or “wrong” in a moral sense because at the end of the day that is pretty subjective. But I will say that it might be right for you, and that it definitely was for me. The world’s gonna do what it does and it will keep going whether or not I watch, so I may as well restrict my attention to the things I care about and can personally control. I’ve recently started occasionally updating myself but only in brief.

That orange has some serious sex-a-peel

(I’ll leave now)

“We found a way to save a quarter of a cent per hotpocket, but were going to frame it like we’re doing it for YOU!”

s n a c k acquired

This polar bear has huge abs, check it out

BUT THEN I CAN’T PET THAT DOG

The power of the brown-touch: The about to make people shit themselves by touching them

Wow, this is absolutely amazing. Its been a while since I’ve been genuinely excited about a new technology

Buster Keaton’s parente used to launch him off the stage and into the audience as the “indestructible child”