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  • We should be doing this right now with ice pigs on the loose. I'm not gonna wait until I can't elect some useless dem.

  • A little pollution. As a treat.

  • All I know is vanilla ice couldn't get his shift at burger king covered so he's out too.

  • United States | News & Politics @midwest.social

    Turning Point USA announces Kid Rock as rival headliner to Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show

    www.politico.com /news/2026/02/02/turning-point-usa-super-bowl-halftime-show-00761040
  • Get grifted you fucking nazis

  • The ol' plug and chord

  • United States | News & Politics @midwest.social

    Rep. Ilhan Omar attacked during town hall meeting in Minneapolis

    www.washingtonpost.com /politics/2026/01/27/ilhan-omar-attack-town-hall-minneapolis/
  • Could force a shutdown. But I don't have much faith that they will or that they will for long enough to be more than performative.

  • This is bullshit. MLK was only successful because he was juxtaposed against the more radical people in the civil rights movement. It is 110% justified to use violence against these fascist goons when they're gunning down people in the streets.

  • Guilty until proven innocent

  • Getting the nobel prize nowadays is kinda like this

  • This is satire so yeah

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Historian Discovers Sternly Worded Letter Chuck Schumer’s Ancestor Sent to Genghis Khan

    thehardtimes.net /culture/historian-discovers-sternly-worded-letter-chuck-schumers-ancestor-sent-to-genghis-khan/
  • Disappointing but kinda expected at this point.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back

    theonion.com /health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/
  • She was

  • We say acab for a reason

  • Was it a Hamas stronghold?

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Fuck this place

  • Ewww

  • This fight could have been an email

  • United States | News & Politics @midwest.social

    Jury finds DC "sandwich guy" not guilty of assaulting officer

    www.washingtonpost.com /dc-md-va/2025/11/06/dc-sandwich-guy-trial-trump-federal-takeover/
  • United States | News & Politics @midwest.social

    Hackers Dox Hundreds of DHS, ICE, FBI, and DOJ Officials

    www.404media.co /hackers-dox-hundreds-of-dhs-ice-fbi-and-doj-officials/
  • United States | News & Politics @midwest.social

    Trump says he has authorized covert CIA action in Venezuela

    www.washingtonpost.com /national-security/2025/10/15/trump-cia-venezuela-maduro-drug-cartel/
  • United States | News & Politics @midwest.social

    Chats of young republicans leaked

    www.politico.com /news/2025/10/14/private-chat-among-young-gop-club-members-00592146
  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world

    c-section

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Stress-Free Eric Adams Spends Day Bribing Pigeons In Central Park

    theonion.com /stress-free-eric-adams-spends-day-bribing-pigeons-in-central-park/
  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Trump To Travel With Own Escalator Following U.N. Embarrassment

    theonion.com /trump-to-travel-with-own-escalator-following-u-n-embarrassment/
  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world

    Jared Folgel Kelce

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words

    theonion.com /stephen-miller-tears-up-as-son-says-first-14-words/
  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world

    As opposed to a mobile uncle

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Better Safe than Sorry! I’m Punching Random Bald Guys On the Off Chance One of Them is Jeff Bezos

    thehardtimes.net /blog/better-safe-than-sorry-im-punching-random-bald-guys-on-the-off-chance-one-of-them-is-jeff-bezos/