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cm0002@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

The Mummy is a masterpiece

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The Mummy is a masterpiece

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago
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    deleted by creator

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      Now kith

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        Me and who

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      Tags: docking

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    Scorpion King Approved.

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    You just have to touch tips to get out

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    What do You mean “incorrectly”? How else could You use it?

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      They should be back to back, it’s to make two people into one straw.

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    how does one explain that

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      Never do something you wouldn’t want to explain to a paramedic.

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        Don’t kink shame. 😉

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          You can have your kink, but make sure you don’t need to call a paramedic.

          Tying your big toe to your ear using a strapon dildo? Bad.

          Doing the same thing using a chord with a quick-release you can easily press? Good.

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    NSFW COMIC https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcQhrLJwFbge2WV9t8RrnMjGrJZdXSYtzQ8k4w&s=

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      senor Chang

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        This response works for more than just the .jpeg-ness of it.

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      I really should think twice clicking links next time.

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    Least you guys had homes to use it with. Makes a very sad fleshlight.

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    “You are trapped in my devious trap! See how if you try to pull apart, it only grips you tighter; but if you move closer, your tips will touch and that’s gay! What will you do now, Mr. Bond? What will you do now?!”

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    It’s called docking.

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    Incorrectly, or in correctly?

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    Lt. Cdr. Data being finger trapped

    Fully functional indeed

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    Do you still have to say “snoodle snoodle”?

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