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  • It's tempting, it's really tempting. It's easy not to downvote an unpopular opinion, but when it's a really fucking stupid opinion as well.... Ooooh I really wanna push that button.

  • Dumps fish tank outside

    Sorry, but pets do not belong inside homes.

  • Just tell him the truth: You're more of a man than him.

  • Am I understanding that article right? Not only is the female a parasite on a different crustacean and loses all its libs and organs until it is just a sac with tendrils snaking through its host; but the male also attaches to the female while it's in that sac state, and also loses all its limbs and organs until it is just a set of gonads? That's the weirdest fucking lifecycle I've ever heard of.

  • it's also probably zero.

    That's not how math works.

  • Anyone who has such an insanely incorrect sense of scale that they even begin to consider a single icebreaker ship as having any sort of measurable impact compared to the sheer size of the Arctic is, indeed, silly in my book.

    It's a fair question in the same way asking if a speck of dust is an effective barrier against a tank is a fair question.

  • Going to STRONGLY disagree with Now You See Me unless you have a room temperature IQ. It's a heist movie for idiots.

  • "Grifter Who Was Grifted Pivots from Original Grift to New Grift"

    This article brought to you by the Pants-Shittingly Stupid Individuals Coalition.

  • Hey now, that's unfair; people think more than 2 months ahead!

    They think 3 months ahead, correlating with the next Quarterly report.

  • I think I first saw this post in 2018.

  • It's not even an actual twitter link. It's a relink site specifically for people that don't want to use twitter. Maybe dial it down a bit there, chicken little?

  • Lol. He already deleted his comment

  • You can go ahead and delete the first link and the quotes from the article.

    No one; and I mean NO ONE wants to read an article about a 10 second video rather than just watching the video themselves. Completely fucking worthless.

  • Is this not just a slotted one-way with a BMW logo?

  • Move along home!

  • Lazy ass parents not bothering to update the believability of Santa Claus. Just say there are multiple Santa's all around the globe that work together. That's why Santa sometimes looks different when you see him at different places. That's why there can be a Black Santa, or Asian Santa.

  • Oh FUCK! It's 2 weeks until the end of the semester and I completely forgot about my French class! I went to the first class and then never went back! Fuck! I don't even remember where the class is, or who my professor was! It's way too late to drop! Fuck fuck fuck. Is it possible to learn an entire semester of French in 2 weeks? Would that even help? I've missed every assignment! Fuck! What if I-

    SNAP

    Huhwha-? A dream? What the hell brain? I graduated college 10 years ago! I never even TOOK French!

  • I get the strong feeling that none of these are real.

  • Ask Science @lemmy.world

    Why isn't steam from power plants harnessed, condensed, and used to power gravity fed water turbines?

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    Vampires are evil because they're incapable of self-reflection.