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  • Google hasn’t been worth using in years. Avoid at all costs.

  • I could never bring myself to do that, actually.

    So I just ended up replacing it with an equally annoying onomatopoeic expression to end almost every sentence, haha

  • JACO

  • You can tell because of how doughy they are. I’m also master race in that sense.

  • I would binge watch this.

  • This is interesting and I’m glad to see this. I’ve always been an avid reader and until recently, I could read words on a page for hours on end but really could not sustain my attention to an audiobook for more than a few minutes, and always felt like my retention was very poor when I tried listening to books. But that was always a me thing.

    My brother and wife have both been avid audiobook readers for a number of years and I always picked up on them feeling mildly insecure about it, as if they weren’t “really” reading when it was an audiobook.

    Oddest of all, in the past year or so, my brain has completely flipped and now I mainly read via audiobook and text on a page can’t hold my attention for long.

  • How did you get this photo. This is an invasion of privacy.

  • I'm convinced that many of the people calling for violence from the left in response to the administration's behavior are the same ones that pushed the right into extremism over the past 30 years.

    Do you believe you have good reasons for thinking so?

    I would be interested in seeing you lay out what convinced you. It seems to me that the only thing these calls for violence have in common is just that: they are calls to violence. How can you possibly draw any parallels beyond that without completely minimizing how unprecedented a situation it is we find ourselves in?

  • Oooh this takes me back. When I was 11, something like this in a Sears catalog would have basically been porn for me.

    Then a year later we got the internet.

  • FUCK THE CARDINALS!

  • Sure, but go from that thought…

    To trump.

  • We know, we are literally living through that shit now. Hope we survive it.

  • Jesus was a really good dude whose corpse was almost certainly eaten by wilds dogs.

    Or we have to believe a Roman governor who had a history of being nasty to the Jews allowed an insurrectionist to have a decent burial when generally the point of crucifixion was humiliation, and corpses were often left to rot on the cross for some time, conspicuously warning others who might be having ideas.

    But then we also have to believe that a member of the same Jewish Sanhedrin who unanimously agreed to arrest Jesus was also secretly a follower but not so secretly that he didn’t petition that same Roman governor to let him bury the guy he’d just demanded be executed.

    So his body probably got eaten by them dogs.

  • Oh bravo.

  • There is a certain wink at the camera implied in most dad jokes (at least in this dad’s) that I think is replaced with seeming earnestness in this example and in the vein that I’m thinking, but maybe I’m quibbling because I don’t want to have just “reinvented” dad jokes in my comment.

  • In my expert opinion, it is a science meme.

  • I don’t really have much to add but feel compelled to say that I really enjoy this type of comedy. Maybe there is already a name for it but I think of it as observational absurdism, or Incorrect Shower Thoughts.

    I rarely laugh out loud at it, but it makes me smile extra big to consider it.

    I love the idea of someone making a remark based on an absurdly incorrect observation or premise, and as a bonus, this type of comedy rarely has a “target”: it isn’t punch down or up. It’s punching itself if anything.

    Anyway, just saying.

  • Perhaps my 11 years there were actually shitposting the seeds of AI’s eventually demise.

  • Grapefruit poultice

  • cats @lemmy.world

    We call her Honey Pie, but her name is definitely Wild Honey Pie

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Gus is a loner by nature, but all the cats love little Artie so he's allowed to join the perch

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Back when we thought Penny might be shy

  • cats @lemmy.world

    My perfect darling Honey Pie, at 6 weeks old and the beginning of what would be my biggest foster fail

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Coziness is...

  • cats @lemmy.world

    She's such a little lady

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Artie uses his tail to balance beautifully in the snow

  • cats @lemmy.world

    What is the charge? Stealing a pie? A succulent chocolate pie?

  • cats @lemmy.world

    My differently perfect baby goes anywhere she wants, and is beautiful wherever she goes

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Artie knows how to relax

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Artie the tripod makes his first foray out of doors

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Does anyone have any advice on the care and feeding of a two-headed cat?

  • cats @lemmy.world

    We weren't wrestling, we were just snuggling vigorously

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Littermate cuddle time

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Penny and Rocky watch from their perches

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Quit distracting me, Dad, can't you see I'm hunting these birds?

  • cats @lemmy.world

    A Sunday morning gathering

  • cats @lemmy.world

    I suppose I can always put the suitcase away later

  • cats @lemmy.world

    My floofy void, Max

  • cats @lemmy.world

    We got this tub for storage but Ruby decided that it was hers, so yeah we got another one.