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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Out of Context Comics@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

Super Trust Me Bro

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  • SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net
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    More proof that Superman is kinda a dick.

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      How dare he just Supermansplain that to her in public like that, no superclass at all.

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        Supermansplain

        • TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz
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          Fixed it

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    I’d call him out on “Super-count” even being a thing.

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      He can do super math at one point, too.

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        It’s so super, it’s 10x normal math.

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          20 × 16 × 10 = 32000 is definitely in the supershenanigans domain

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          What fucking nerd knows the weight of a bean

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            Supernerd

            • FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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              I bet he doesn’t even know the weights of any other legumes. What a super-poser

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            He’s holding a bean in his other hand. Presumably, he doubles as a scale.

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            A nerd with a kitchen scale?

            • FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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              Hands up, who here would have been able to recall the weight of a bean from memory?

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                I’m not sure why he couldn’t have immediately taken a bean off of a scale before that panel. I hope your memory isn’t that poor.

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                  Did he?

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          Is this all he ever does?

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            He also flies sometimes.

            • bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world
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              To get to the next jar of beans?

              • nomy@lemmy.zip
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                It was a different time, people constantly needed to know how many small objects were inside of a larger object.

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          How exactly did Lois rise to the job of chief journalist at a national newspaper anyway?

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      Right? He could just be making shit up and we just believe it because he’s Superman!

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        That’s some super-shit

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    Wow, Superman is a shithead “well actually” reply guy.

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      Judging by the era implied by the art style, it comes from a time when mansplaining wasn’t just accepted, it was expected.

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    You let a million things go every day, Supe… why couldn’t this be one of them?

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    This brought back early internet memories of superdickery

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      I miss that site so much.

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    I want this scene in the next Superman movie

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    Early super man had literally every power, including super math and super sewing. They had to cut out all that shit cause Superman was never in danger and had no weaknesses, although in these days, superhero comics were still being written as if they were detective pulp novels, so super man wasn’t flying around having epic battles with doomsday or metallo

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    I’ll say it again, you’re a super idiot, Lois.

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    GOT HER ASS

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    3,888! = oh god

    EDIT: 3.256124839 E+12270, and now you know

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      and now you know

      You may have overestimated me

  • Matriks404@lemmy.world
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    Goes to counter

    Tells correct answer

    ???

    Profit.

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    You tell her Superbro

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    Being telepathic is Un-American!

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