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  • Top image: good example of a non sequitur

    Bottom image: great example of a non sequitur

  • Well, first of all, absolutely nobody was kung-fu fighting. It was virtually unheard of.

  • "John Smith"? Doesn't sound like a local name to me! Yeah don't bother with the Dakota people ancestry either. They aint from around here. Oh you claim the land belongs to Paleoindian people called 'Ugluk' or 'Kroar'? Well fuck off, glyptodonts should rule this place.

  • Alexander the Great describing Aristotle: "Chaaaaaaaaarge!" (he was not a great listener)

  • You claim he's not a Great Leader and yet he's elected with 112% of the votes? And he doesn't even boast about the 136% voters turnout, because he's so humble. Please explain to me how a Moderate Leader could do this??? Or even a Slightly Greater Than Average Leader? Only a Great Leader could achieve this 💯 💪 🇰🇵

  • Hey kid, wanna become a martyr?

    Not really, Great Leader...

    To the martyrdom with you, you traitorous scum!

  • Hahaha this is cartoonishly evil, surely it can't be true!

    Next you'll tell me Ellison invests in creepy life extension projects and gives an insane amount of money to post-fascist politicians!

  • O2maxxing gang! I'm at 243% oxygen saturation, feeling great!

  • Whaaaa... whaaaaat? What the actual hell is this? Always something new with you medieval people! What's wrong with shouting from outside? I've always done that, it has never failed me

  • Aaaaah pEAce, with 'EA'! I see the mistake now. I thought he deserved the prize, but I understand the confusion now, haha. Sorry, sorry.

    Who the fuck wants to be on the pEAce board? I understood why they had to pay $1bn to get drenched by the most powerful people in the world, but suddenly it sounds like a scam.

  • This is what the internet was for! I don't give a damn about 500 ways to tie my shoelaces, but I'm glad this exists and is available to me, in case I change my mind.

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  • Yer a tool of the bourgeois oppression, Harry!

  • After sex, Castro made a 7-hour long speech to her, about the merits of a politicised guerrilla to reach a collectivist agriculture and how American capitalism is bad but Nike trainers are different.

  • Provide an immediate solution and a lesson for the future (through violence because it's good for your own mental wellness).

    Once again, Everett True is the manager/politician of the year.

  • Yeah no shit he could beat most people in his area of expertise like I could beat 99.99% of people in my own area of expertise.

    The point is that despite buying the best training you can get and rigging half of the matches, he still looks like a mediocre cunt.

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  • man what's uptime?

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