“Oh, right. They probably want their Chronosphere back.”

I’ve heard he was a real pissant who was very rarely stable.

If the goat has the determination and the dream, who am I to object? Get on that beam, kid!

That’s just a picture of the lead singer of Sweet.

We never saw it on screen, but I’d bet McCoy cleaned him out more than once!

No pips? Sorry Ms. Blanchett, you’re out of uniform!

Vulcans cannot lie

Vulcans have no tells

It’s more like a game of 4-D chess being played by two of the stupidest nepo-babies on Earth.

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I admit it, that joke was low-hanging fruit.

LIDAR diodes > pineapple

“Waitaminute–are you Scottish?”

😳

Poop and shit?

This guy thinks I got two buttholes over here!

Looks like coal’s back on the menu, boys! (Ugh.)

Ben: “Well – finally some peace and quiet.”

I’ve always thought a Jedi could do amazing things with a blaster. If they have to have a light saber, then just put the blaster in their other hand. Best of both worlds?

(Or just stop your enemy’s heart with your mind. Or use your super-fast running abilities to jab a fork in your enemy’s eye or something.)

“Don’t worry Anikin, I’ve set my saber to ‘joy buzzer’ strength.”

Soccer? Football? What does–

Oh! You mean fútbol!

“And she was a good friend.”