There’s way too many good jokes in here!

To get to the other side

We call it, The Aristocrats!

But how did you build it?

Only if you think that they should think you do.

That’s what they WANT you to think.

Just to add emphasis on how much we could cut from the military:

The US is ranked #1 globally in military spending, and we spend more than all of the countries ranked #2-#8 (China, Russia, Germany, India, Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia, and Ukraine) COMBINED.

Which means we either have way more shit than we need to protect ourselves, or, we’re being incredibly wasteful and need to reassess that spending.

Engineers.

Did anyone know that this game still existed?

…you’ll be ready for what I’m packing!

Mitch McConnell’s death. Just to settle this once and for all.

I dont know that we can assume it was shame that caused to hide. Could very well just be fear of judgement.

I’m not convinced those aren’t the same thing.

If anything, you shined a light on their actions and they were ashamed enough to hide them. I’d say everything turned out as it should have.

Yeah. I’d love to vote for a Republican if he earned it by sharing my values. That’s when we can start having productive conversations.

I think that was the joke. Everybody knew it was coming, but they got to say it first.

Yup. They find the button that says “select all” and matches their party.

This is just a guess, but I think it might be because not everyone needed or had a phone at first.

They only connected a few important buildings at first, and then started tying in more. If they had started underground, they’d have to dig up the streets every time someone bought their first telephone.

This is the best one so far.

I heard this one today. Not the first time, and won’t be the last:

Why was I charged for taxes?

No plumbers available. AI is now responsible for fixing the shower.