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  • 'member needing Xbox Live Gold to watch Netflix on your Xbox?

  • Right? He was so proud of his (clearly fabricated) low gas prices.

  • Nolan Chart.

    Not to be confused with Gartner Chart.

  • That woman thinks wrong and should think the way that I, a man, say she should.

  • My employer sends out a sheet every year that itemizes our entire comp package.

    The single most expensive is my insurance, a family EPO with a $750/1500 deductible.

    I pay $8200/yr. My employer pays nearly $33,000.

    Forty. Thousand. Dollars. For one family.

    Plus another $10k or so for Medicare and Dental and Vision.

    $50k, per year, all told.

    That is equal to roughly half of the median household income in my town.

    And then deductibles, co-pays, etc.

    And then...the fuckers...you put money in your FSA but can't locate the receipt for reimbursement? Fuck off man, that money is for your employer now.

    Our President is fucking children with zero consequence, and I need to show a fucking receipt to reimburse a fucking $3 prescription, with my own money that I put there.

    After myself and my employer already paid $50k combined into the system?

    Fuck this country man.

    Edit to add: the fsa thing is a perfect example of what's wrong with this fucking country. Put your money into a special account dog-eared for medical expenses, and in order to use it, you have to submit a receipt for every fucking thing. If you don't drain it by the end of the year the money disappears (actually goes back to your employer for them to do whatever they want with).

    What's with all the hubbub about receipts and documentation? To prevent fraud. The contribution limit for FSA for 2026 is $3,400. My tax bracket ($103,351 to $197,300) is 24%.

    So, at most, I could defraud the government out of...$816.

    Is it worth whatever we pay for that bureaucracy, to prevent the possibility that a middle-income family might defraud the government out of up to $816?

    My reimbursements were all hand-audited...they have different comments all meaning the same thing. Including a $3.00 copay one. Which, If my math is correct, would be 72¢ of taxpayer money that I may be stealing.

    Somebody spent time at work, not even at a government job but at the FSA facilitator, reviewing my paperwork and denying my claim, because I might be defrauding the government out of the cash equivalent of one half of a candy bar.

    What. The. Fuck.

    So my employer gets to keep my $3.

    Why can't I just get a check minus income tax due for the balance?

    Why can't I just get the claim reimbursed minus income tax?

    Mind you, I'm not potentially defrauding the government. This is my money that I put in, pre-tax, that they are keeping me from spending, over an amount of money that couldn't even get a bouncy-ball out of a dollar-store vending machine.

  • When you're a star, they let you. Ipso facto, not rape.

  • Careful now, some social media sites might ban you for three days for saying way less

    Hey Trump, if you're gonna go around bombing world leaders, there's one I'd really like to see taken care of. Pull it off and you'll be more famous than the guy that killed Hitler.

    Happened to me.

  • Fallout Boy (or, specifically, Patrick Stump) also does the theme song for "Spidey and His Amazing Friends" and "Hot Wheels: Let's Race!"

  • I tend to buy T-series laptops once they are about 5 years old, and still have tons of life left in them.

    I'll probably be looking for a T14 Gen 2 this year. Nothing wrong with my T495 'cept that my kid spilled water on it but fortunately only killed the hall sensor.

    In fact, I thought the laptop was dead but I. Noticed a little corrosion on the hall sensor board, unplugged it, laptop started right up.

    And it's still got plenty of life in it to hand down to my kid for Minecraft and such.

  • Not nearly as big of a story but you should hear about BER - The Night Begins to Shine..

    • Written in 2005 as an assignment to "create an 80s-style song for a music library's
    • In 2014, appeared in an episode of Teen Titans Go for fewer than 10s as a throwaway joke.
    • Immediately Hit #23 in Billboard charts
    • Inspired TTG to make followup miniseries with covers by bands like Fallout Boy and Ceelo Green
  • Genies out of the bottle now man.

    Look forward to an arms race and eventually a cold war. This is our generations nuke.

  • That's why Bezos has his secret mansion on the dark side of the moon.

  • Ehh it's worked before.

    Spain, if you're listening, I hope you're able to find the 3,000,000 files that are missing. I think you will probably be rewarded mightily by our press.

  • I prefer my wine in a 3L juicebox.

  • Why would we need books? Glorious Leader gives us all the knowledge we need via truthsocial.

  • Me, explaining the 2020s to my future grandkids

  • Pfft. I've been embarrassed for our country since before it was cool.

  • It says "Trump" underneath.

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world

    Always has to one-up him

    imgflip.com /i/alezbc
  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    Starting to think affluenza might be a real thing.

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    18lb Bulb enters Guinness Records at Harrogate Flower Show in Yorkshire

    www.bbc.co.uk /newsround/14950722
  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    In light of recent events, I'm really starting to wonder about Reddit, /u/MaxwellHill, and Aaron...

  • ADHD memes @lemmy.dbzer0.com

    Keeping that MFer on its toes

  • ADHD memes @lemmy.dbzer0.com

    Nerds never really change.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    My (incredibly divisive) dessert choice

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    QAnon shaman sues Trump for $40 trillion and targets Musk, T-Mobile and Warner Bros in rambling lawsuit | The Independent

    www.independent.co.uk /news/world/americas/us-politics/qanon-shaman-trump-lawsuit-capitol-riots-b2835709.html
  • politics @lemmy.world

    Trump says he’ll send troops to Portland, Oregon, to handle ‘domestic terrorists’

    ground.news /article/trump-says-hell-send-troops-to-portland-oregon-to-handle-domestic-terrorists_e809fd
  • Science Memes @mander.xyz

    My kids named one of our hens "Chloe", and I are think that's an inappropriate name for a bird.

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

    My foot found the worst Lego that can be stepped on.

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz

    That's not how any of this works.

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

    What the fuck you

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    This guy's taillights made my day.

  • ADHD @lemmy.world

    When will supply start getting better? (US?)

  • ADHD memes @lemmy.dbzer0.com

    Do you overthink your Steam categories or are you normal?

  • ADHD memes @lemmy.dbzer0.com

    They live among us

  • me_irl @lemmy.world

    Pride for sale. 50% off.

  • Today I Learned @lemmy.world

    TIL if The Bare Naked Ladies had $1m when the song was recorded, and parked it in S&P500, they'd be rich.