Bugged Nobel Committee mechanics
I settled 8 WARS
Hey quick question how many of those did you start
zero, ofc. every time trump orders a strike on something, like a middle school or a hospital or someone sitting in a car, it’s to make peace and end all war.
None of them. He has only started special Military operations. Evidenced by the fact that military members are not getting tax writeoffs because they’re not even part of wars. He stopped the Cuban war, the war with Greenland, war with Canada THREE times, war with North Korea, war with China, war against Puerto Rico. Kind of tired of the slander.
He got the FIFA Peace Prize, he should be happy with that
He also physically got the Nobel one from Machado lol
And she didn’t even get to be president of Venezuela
1:1 equivalent to DSP coming in 3rd/4th? that PS1-specific Street Fighter Evo tournament when most of the top players didn’t bother going.
Starting to think that he thinks the shitty joke of a peace prize is his ticket into Heaven. Like if he gets it, it undoes all the horrific shit hes done.
God, I think you’re hitting pretty close to reality
I need Prize. Pearly Gates guaranteed open because Prize.
Obama: bomb the shit out of a bunch of countries but never declare youre the president of peace
Result: Nobel Peace Price
Trump: bomb the shit out of a bunch of countries, declare yourself the ender of all wars
Result: probably nothing
the FIFA peace prize means just as much as the nobel peace prize so
I’m not mad I’m not mad. WOW!
If you were to send this to an alternate timeline version of yourself where Hillary was elected president instead, that version of you would probably think it’s a poorly done bit.
The difference between those two timelines is that Hillary would’ve done the same things as Trump, except in a more acceptably liberal fashion and she would’ve actually gotten the Peace Prize.
alternate timeline hillary:
hand over the nobel peace prize now, mr nobel. It’s MY turn!
It was his turn
Honestly he should get the nobel. They deserve eachother
Watching the libs declare the second most useless award in history “tainted” by this would be so funny.
Peace Walker: 8 time war ender, 1 War champion, prospective champion of another, 3 time Terrorist state stopper. What more do you people want?He’s really angry about not getting that Nobel isn’t he?
I can’t wait to shit and piss on his grave
The Iran war is going to cost the party and your legacy.
I’m not owned! I’m not owned! I’m not owned!At this point his delusions that were having delusions are having delusions.
You already got one though remember?


















