Lol the chuff chuff noises add to the experience. Pull the steam whistle when you climax for maximum enjoyment!
Modern ones make electric motor noises. Probably not too uncanny when steam engines where more popular.
This must have been an expensive art display though. Steam engines are expensive. I guess I might be wrong though. I haven checks.
The electric ones are so quiet they have them play the Tesla “wobwobwob” noise for blind people.
Makes you think you’re being railed by Zoidberg
Can you program them to make the Sebulba Pod Racer noise?
My understanding is that many connected or smart toys have terrible security so pretty good odds you could
I heard you can play music via some of those smart vibrators. Does that mean you could hack one of these and rickroll someone with it?
They should give them dalek voices
Wdym expensive, steam engines run on water
Steam engines are complicated fiddly machinery that contains a pressure vessel. Explosions happened and were fatal.
Also sooty terrible fire is terrible.
But totally worth it
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I feel like this is an inappropriate, horny response. And harassed.
Wasn’t my intent. Are you actually bothered by it? I apologize if so.
Yeah, was a bit crass and intrusive. All is good.
Just adds realism to the ‘train going thru the tunnel’ part of the sex montage
I think I can I think I can
I mean… It’s hard not to. Sounds… Hot.
Arthur Ganson is a kinetic sculpture artist who I at first thought made this. But that’s probably not true.
My first exposure to one of his machines was this oil pump that rocked back and forth ejaculating all over itself. I was going to link it but it looks like he took it apart to make a less horny version
You’ve linked “machine with oil”, the ejaculating one is “machine with grease”. I’m on my phone right now so I can’t look it up for you, but you should be able to find it on youtube under that name.
I should mention the less horny version came first.
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This one appears not to be age restricted?Ah, I was wrong. Well anyone that’s not in youtube jail can see it, I suppose.
Oh! It still exists? I guess I’m glad it didn’t get cannibalized for parts, I enjoyed Ganson’s horny era
the less horny version came first.
That’s unpossible.
I never knew that my autism could get a boner, but here we are… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Victorian doctor or steampunk art student? Hmmm
New referent for “running a train” on someone
My steam punk heart just increased its heart rate.
Yeah and then the hot steam burns your bum or worse, no thank you.
That’s not how that works. You can just vent it to an exhaust. Be unworried.
Maybe a little bum burn? As a treat?
With my luck it will probably explode, rocketing shrapnel through the air, hubby walks in on the moment surpreme, and winky winky adios family jewels.
1 man 1 steam engine
Is there a term for someone only interested in sex with machines? Don’t kink shame, brother.
A FuckingMachines subscriber?
…although fuck Kink.com, lame ass loser sellouts.
Peep peep!
Jonk from WPE would definitely be happy to prove you wrong.
Museum of sex, NYC?
