Wait for you to have to stop by the charger every hour to watch a new ad, and then see it fixed by a smartphone app that lets you view the ad on your phone to keep the charger on.

Oh, and also if you press and hold 2 on your microwave, you can turn the button pressing and beeping off.

My microwave starts a 2 minute cycle. Do I have to hold the button until it’s done?

took his own life in the parking lot of ICE’s Philadelphia field office just days after receiving his termination notice.

He took “termination notice” seriously

Daily scrum? Circling back? Did you hit your head or something? The only thing we have on the back burner is a stock pot, now stop fooling around and go feed the goats.

Thanks bro

Reminds me of a customer complaining, “no, I’ve had soup du jour before and this is not it!!”

OP attended the conference 100% as a man, concealing the fact that he was assigned female at birth to avoid unwanted attention.

Unc is cooked

It’s just a novelty lighter that I happened to bring to the protest

a restaurant catering to a foreign ethnicity

And it’s just a little pita shop? Lmao holy shit I hope your idea of “maybe a decade ago” is 1982

I don’t mean to set the bar too high, but god damn, Chrono Trigger was the absolute goat

This is Pizza Africana, which you’ll find on Swedish pizza menus as surely as you’ll find Quattro Formaggi or Hawaiian.

It’s ok not to want to try it, but I wish that in 2026 we could stop hating on people who do things that make them happy without affect us.

There better be none of them transgenders shitting in the same street my daughter shits in!

If you forget the bag, go home and fetch it.

This gives you a while to be annoyed and frustrated, which helps you remember next time.

If you just buy a new bag, it’s such a non-issue that you never learn.

I used this technique and it fixed a year of bad habits in two trips.

the only correspondence with Epstien

The only currently released correspondence is Epstein referring to having had otherwise undocumented conversations with Kraft on the topic of how to beat sex related charges.

Have I got that right?

No. Epstein offered up the lawyer that defended him from sex related charges, because Kraft was facing sex related charges of his own.

- Also everyone in the locker room at the Y