“Blow this guy away, it’s blow this guy away”
Where I’m from, there’s the expression “you’d look good in a binbag”, which is supposed to mean that you’d even look good wearing a binbag, but I’ve always thought it sounds like someone wants to chop you up and throw you in the bin.
“when I’m finished, you’re gonna be in multiple time zones at once.”
I’ll hit you until I pass out
I will moisten your socks
Enjoy your next 24 hours
General well wishes with zero actual threat that come off as extremely threatening
One of my go-to phrases is “Imma feed you to a cow”.
Half of these are just OOP’s kinks showing
- I will edge you then ruin your orgasm
Like seriously OP just go watch some toe sucking watersports porn on Bing.
“I want to collect your shadow”
It’s from the band Craft’s song I Want To Commit Murder. Pretty great black metal.
Sounds more creepy romantic than threatening, like something a stalker would say.
I will salt your papercuts.
I will grate your cheese.
I shall end your bloodline, with a spoon.
I will grate your cheese.
I mean I’m making quesadillas so that’d be great… er, very nice of you.
the spoon thing tho that’s pretty good
I always thought the idea of biting someone else’s tooth out was unsettling.
Where have you heard that?! That’s new and disturbing imagery to me.
Just my head
To whom it will concern
“I hope this email finds you before I do”
When asked what their biggest fear is most people say stuff like “spiders” and “heights”… And I’m always like “why is never anyone thinking about being tortured to death?” is there something worse? I doubt it
Being tortured almost to death is worse, because, once you recover, they can do it all over again
Being tortured to death and brought back multiple times then set free. No amount of therapy will guide you out of the woods after that.
