I fEeL oLd AnD wAs OnLy BoRn In ThE eArLy 2000’s
I fEeL oLd AnD wAs OnLy BoRn In ThE eArLy 2000’s
When someone previously told a vrtx vm not to auto boot after power up and none of the remote access is working either… Both undocumented as well, of course. And your tired AF tech is statically configuring the wrong IP range on their laptop to manu because it’s been a long shutdown day and are also unfamiliar with the system in general (me). Good times, I figured it out though, but lots of sweating and swearing.
I’m not, I’m also imagining an alternate timeline where their last name was Holder instead of Held
He’s like Toothless from How to Train Your Dragon, obviously
Mine goes: zoom in, zoom in more, zoom out, zoom in, zoom in more, zoom out, zoom in, zoom in more, zoom out, zoom in, zoom in more, zoom out, zoom in, zoom in more, zoom out, zoom in, zoom in more, zoom out, zoom in, zoom in more, zoom out, zoom in, zoom in more, zoom out.
Dempster’s bagels have visibly shrunk in the most obvious way, the hole is bigger and the bagel is skinnier. Not even just a little bit either…
“What do you see when it’s coming back up?”
“Right back to the problem I’m having!”
“So you don’t see [insert OEM logo here]?”
“Nope. And it’s still frozen!”
“Where’s the power button you’re holding down?”
“On the monitor!”
Open the window and throw it out, please
I wash my face with my shampoo and then bar said the rest of my body
As someone living around the Timmins area, we’ve imported some hot climate individuals and still have room, send them up! The Northlander should be running by then /fingers crossed/
We’re in a tight spot, our service desk is outsourced while escalations or issues requiring hands on are sent to us. Problem is our service desk is a dumpster fire. I have regular meetings with their leadership to address this but it literally makes no difference. I recently caught that one of their agents we told them to remove from our contract was back and just as shitty and work avoiding.
We’re in the midst of replacing them with an internal regional team, but regional moves glacially slow. So we’re in a “please use the service desk” and “fuck just email/teams me the details and I’ll handle it when I have time” kinda situation. I’d love everything to go through tickets but I also know there’s a 50/50 chance that service desk will fuck it up by camping on the ticket, sending it to our sister site who also uses them, or completely not understanding the situation and cocking up the ticket notes before escalating or closing the ticket…
Recently they took a user complaint of a singular device being offline and noted it as “entire site is without network”, giving it a priority 1 status and escalating to our on-call line.
Sometimes they also take an actual P1 issue and dump into our queue without calling our hunt group or on-call number during business hours. We’re project heavy so we don’t hawk the ticket queue and it often leads us to missing the SLA of 30 minutes to assign the ticket to a tech.
Dumpster. Fire.
He’s still wearing it when he feeds the pupper his night night yums, which would be after the appointment and after picking up the prescription.
It puts the homemade chilimac into the waffle iron
Add a little liquid soap for nonporous surfaces like counters and stove tops, great grease and stuck-on fighter especially if combined with a scrubber. Damp cloth to wipe up after and you’re shiny.
I preemptively apologized for this a few weeks ago, but didn’t call it being the West’s fault. As stated before though, the states around and further south of Ontario and Quebec should brace themselves. It was a warm winter with nowhere near the proper amount of snow, so I expect a dry AF summer for us.
Not even bothering to get a fire permit this year, didn’t get to use it last year.
I got a 3M half mask with bayonet connectors, I’m good for round two!
Welcome to Costco, I love you!
Imagine they went with something Conservative Ultra Managers or something else even more insane…
It doesn’t bother me one bit of you know my search history. You’ll learn I search a word to see if I know your to spell it properly and that I DIY a lot of stuff lol