Step one, take antihistamines and wait for them to work.

Step two, enter the fur pit.

My dog prefers his raw meatballs frozen, but cut up. He will eat them thawed, but after everything else if he’s not full.

🚧🚧🚧*** UNDER CONSTRUCTION*** 🚧🚧🚧

It’s a beautiful day, in my ass

Finally

Hi, I’m a chef. I’m just playing around with raspberry pis and stuff. I just like learning and seeing what I can do.

Or enough radiation to be warm enough.

Can’t say cock in the news.

Sounds like something a Nazi would say… /s

Hold my Reddit account I’m going in!

It’s a way of keeping score. They don’t care where the money comes from any more, just that they have more than some other guy.

People who care about people generally don’t get rich, because they are kind and helpful people and will spend money on others.

My work was evacuated once for a fire alarm (false) and we all kinda stood around waiting for the firemen to come and let us back in. While we waited we chatted. But I realised that I couldn’t understand what the people four feet away from me were saying. I could hear the noises coming from their mouths, but I couldn’t understand them. When the alarm was switched off, I could understand them.

Brain is weird.

Some dogs just understand that these are puppies, and you let them do their thing unless someone is getting hurt. Sure they have almost no instinctive behaviour and take many years to develop, unlike the genetically superior dog, but whatever.

I saw one on the parcel shelf of a car in the carpark at IKEA once…

Pine was already taken by an email reader. One of the early ascii email readers was called elm, for ELectronic Mail. Pine was made after elm and it stands for Pine Is Not Elm.

One group of anti-fascists is attacked by a group of “anti-immigration” protesters. Call them what they are aunty, you can do better.

Ask your mother.

Just ask for it to make you a song in the “Beans and Dairy” genre

So we aren’t using an unauthorised copy?

I had an Acer laptop once. I had Ubuntu on it. I had problems with random crashing after a few minutes, I ran memtest, it took a few hours for a full test and came back with a whole slew of faults. I sent it to Acer under warranty and they told me that Linux was the problem and I should leave windows on it.