Lauren Boebert had sex with three of her staffers. Two of them were women. Her sex partners were Clarisse Navarro, Jeffrey Small and Raven Finnegan. Navarro’s husband Jace Ratzlaff: "I assumed this would eventually surface. I’ll have no further comment on this topic.”

Boebert’s relationship with Navarro lasted for many years, used taxpayer funds for trips, hotels, and dispersed thousands of dollars to Navarro for work she never did and for huge bonuses at the end of every year. But here comes the juiciest bit…

Lauren Boebert and Clarisse Navarro had a knock-down-drag-out fight at the Hooch Craft Cocktail Bar in Aspen, CO, the bar co-owned by the guy who felt up Boebert at that Beetlejuice show. That guy was flirting with Boebert and Navarro did not like that! This led to a physical fight.

After this fight, Boebert ghosted Navarro. Navarro was still working for her, as in “getting paid”, but Boebert stopped communicating with her and Navarro stopped doing her job. In 2025 Boebert fired Navarro but Navarro wasn’t even told. Boebert announced it at a staff meeting and it got back to her

Firing someone and not telling them is against the law. That is one of the things in the complaint.

Both women were married at the time. Both husbands found out. Both women divorced after their husband’s found out.

That incident where Boebert and her husband got into a fight at the Miners Claim And Silt Restaurant and the police were called and he was charged afterward? That was after he found out about this affair.

Navarro was going to file an ethics complaint. Boebert paid her $200,000 in hush money.

But Wait! There’s More!

In this ethics complaint, it says that Boebert and Navarro went to Mar-A-Lago together … where they were having sex with Matt Gaetz – together and separately! (On our dime, of course.)

And during all of this…

Lauren Boebert was also having a sexual relationship with her Chief-Of-Staff Jeffrey Small. Jeffrey Small was her Chief-Of-Staff from Jan 2021-Jan 2025.

Guess who Lauren Boebert’s other sexual relationship was with? You guessed it. Her current Chief-Of-Staff Raven Finnegan.

Apparently being Lauren Boebert’s “Chief-Of-Staff” comes with a unique job description.

Raven Finnegan has been with Boebert since 2022 and is moving up the ranks fast. Apparently being Boebert’s new boo comes with a career fast track and lots of bonuses.

American Muckrackers and David Wheeler say they have text messages and video footage, including of the fight, and they’ve followed the money so they have literal receipts. They are turning over all of this to the House Ethics Committee.

They’re also trying to get the Dept of Justice to investigate. Here’s why that might actually happen – Lauren Boebert, along with Marjorie Taylor Greene, Nancy Mace and Thomas Massey, signed the discharge petition to release the Epstein files. Only Lauren Boebert might still be in office soon.

Lauren Boebert was the one yelled at by Blanche, Bondi and Patel. She was also one of the people who got to see the unredacted files and announced that they were still 65% redacted and that she wanted to see what was in those files. That’s why Trump vetoed the bill for clean water in Colorado.

Trump vetoed that bill out of spite. Trump is vindictive. I suspect Trump will bring down the hammer of the DOJ upon her.

Meanwhile Boebert has denied everything and is more mad about being labelled “a lesbian or bisexual” than anything else.

These people…

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