EatMoreMacroplastics [she/her]

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Cake day: 2026年9月19日

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  • The US government says believing that dinosaurs aren’t real is protected speech. In fact, it thinks it’s such a precious and special kind of protected speech that it allows parents to deny their kids access to actual education and contact with other kids and in fact contact with anybody outside the anti-dinosaur cult by homeschooling them in a dinosaur-free environment. Meanwhile, socialist paleontologists discovered some of the most interesting cretaceous fossil beds, like the Djadokhta and Barun Gojot formations in Mongolia or the Yixian formation in the PRC while AmeriKKKans auction off the only 55% complete Nanotyrannus skeleton to disappear in some billioniare ghoul’s private collection forever, in spite of the ongoing debate over whether Nanotyrannus counts as a distinct species or is just a juvenile T. rex, which would require access to that actual fossil to clear up, but we can’t have that because it was found on some kulak’s private property on stolen indigenous land so the kulak can just hire commercial fossil miners to dig it up without even properly documenting the taphonomic context the fossil is situated in and then sell it off to the highest bidder. And these ACP dweebs with brains like fried corn dogs could be talking about that, but instead they choose to be crankier than the silliest young earth creationist for the sake of being a contrarian clout farmer.