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ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 15 days ago

just don't drop him too early please

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just don't drop him too early please

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ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 15 days ago
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  • red_giant [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    14 days ago

    Epstein adrenochrome smuggling ring collapses and immediately the ruling class start dying soviet-hmm

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      This is like when the heroin trade hiccups whenever the CIA faces a setback

  • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name, any]@hexbear.net
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    “His office won’t say what hospitalized him” oh, it’s covid. It’s definitely covid. Mitch McConnell is dying of covid because that’s the only illness politicized so that they wouldn’t want to admit he has it

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      Someone at his address on the day he was hospitalized had a heart attack. They won’t say who, but I mean… They also needed to perform CPR. It’s not looking good for him. Unfortunately if they delay announcing for long enough they won’t have to give up the seat to a special election according to Kentucky law is my guess here. Within 90 days of a major election gets them to postpone it. They are absolutely terrified of losing.

      • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name, any]@hexbear.net
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        Yeah Google’s lying machine tried to use that to tell me i’m wrong in saying that he definitely has covid, except covid is a vascular disease

        Unfortunately if they delay announcing for long enough they won’t have to give up the seat to a special election according to Kentucky law is my guess here. Within 90 days of a major election gets them to postpone it. They are absolutely terrified of losing.

        I hope i live to see the death penalty for fraud in cases like this where theyre clearly conspiring for that purpose

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          Yeah it’s some real stinky business going on. I’m just glad to be on the right side of things.

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      Oh God I hope that’s it. Whatever it is, may it be slow and painful. 🙏

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    i cannot express how much i needed some happy news like this. my day has been made.

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      Sorry, i think he’s still alive 😔

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        Yeah but he’s definitely brain dead. I saw reporting about them using machines to stave off organ failure. Also the time before CPR etc? Elderly relative of mine died that way. Spent too long out, couldn’t be brought back by the time paramedics found the house.

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          he’s dying as he lived, doing some political chicanery

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          he’s not brain dead, he’s on a farm training for the math and clock-drawing olympics with biden

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        cri

      • chgxvjh [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        (barely)

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    wdym his brain no longer tunctions?? doesnt sound very AMERICAN of him to use that excuse to get out of work 🙄

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      wdym his brain no longer tunctions?? doesnt sound very AMERICAN of him

      I beg to differ

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        Nobody wants to work anymore 🙄

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    Google’s LLM absolutely refuses to say or even consider that he has covid. very curious

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