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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

Has anyone let David Icke know about this?

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Has anyone let David Icke know about this?

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months ago
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    If you wipe your ass with a dollar bill, it will reveal the brown note.

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      Stop making this kind of comments. This is the shit posting comm-u…

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      I was visiting Ukraine for work for about a month. Me and my coworker found ourselves at a country bar… Bit weird. We were wasted. Dudes have ar 15s out front as bouncers. Too many drinks led to a five alarm fire in my bowels. The weird fish early on didn’t help I’m sure. Found a stall just in time. Unload. No toilet paper. I wiped with the local currency. I’m so ashamed to this day. This was around 2019. I’m a shit american.

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        You okay, dude? It was an expensive wipe, but what’s the harm? I mean, it’s better than wiping with your socks…

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        What the thing with Swedish lutefish in Ukraine? I’ve seen several videos of soldiers attempting to eat surströmning as a dare.

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          That’s not lutefisk, they’re different things. They’re both an acquired taste, but surströmming is the one that smells like rotting fish. Well, they both stink of rotting fish. But you know what I mean. Surströmming is the heavily-memed one that makes people projectile vomit as soon as the can is opened.

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    Wow 🤯

    Ancient pyramids confirmed 👍

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      Oh shit, the alien reptilians built the pyramids to control us! Don’t trust money! Only trust Shrute Bucks, the most stable currency around!

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    What happens if you fold it the wrong way?

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      A transdimensional lizard person will eat you.

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      You’ll get a piece of folded money.

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        🤨 …How much money?

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          1 dolar

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    Pretty cool if you ask me. We should hide dope shit like this all over the place. Put a grim reaper on the million dollar bill. Hide some smurfs on the two dollar nickel. Disguise some big black cocks in the trump monument.

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        Oooo, something that will get you killed in the US and the middle east. I thought you had to be a woman wanting rights to have that privilege.

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    You can fold an australian $5 note to uh, uhhh…

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      decapitation D:

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        Shark sucking a dick

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          He ain’t sucking it, he’s suffering xD

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    wait why is the lizardman hot

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      I don’t want to kink shame, but if that’s your idea of hotness, I wish you luck in finding love.

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        i’ve already found love on bad-dragon.com

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          Dammit this whole post was an ad pack it up boys

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      Because your standards are low

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    Interesting.

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      What’s your conclusion, detective?

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      Looking into this.

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        !!

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          Hmm.

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      Thanks, Elon.

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    yfw a cashless society doesn’t have dollar bills to confirm

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    You can also make the smoking twin towers and Pentagon with the right folds. It’s a fun trick to do whenever you happen to have…you know…money.

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    Ryuk? Dollars are Pages of the death note - confirmed

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      I mean, they’ve probably been responsible for enough deaths to count

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      Death Note

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    With a demon meditating below. Creepy if true.

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      Just tested, can confirm it’s true. Gotta be really careful how you fold it though, and the only way to ‘double’ it is to put it against a mirror.

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    That’s just Ryuk fucking around, because he’s out of apples

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    Looks a bit like Ryuk

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    Well I’m convinced. Checkmate atheists!

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    Not as good as the Land O Lakes lady

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      Folding a gallon of milk is a real challenge though.

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      My dad did that and kept it taped inside the door of one of the kitchen cupboards for some reason.

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      I tried searching for this. Is it the one where you can see her boobs?

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        Lol yup!

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