Maybe you could get a wifi channel to yourself by adding a bunch of fake AP's on the same channel, and having your neighbouring routers automatically switch to a "less crowded" channel.
They might use more heuristics than just the number of ssid's advertised on a channel though.
I don't think I know anyone who has been excited for a single microsoft product in the last ~15 years. It's never "wow, that's cool", it's "I wonder how they fucked it up this time".
No no no you see, they're using rust, which is a 'safe' language. That means it's not possible to have security issues...