
This one is better


I don’t think I’ve ever used one of those machines. I got by on week old burgers I looted from bodies and noodles I found in a sketchy alley
This one is part of a quest, he talks to you.
No way! I felt like there are a ton of little quests that I didn’t know how to activate. My completionist brain hates that I couldn’t find them all.
I’m so vanilla 😭

I wouldn’t mind getting smashed by her again and again
that’s a her? I need to up my monster sexing skills.
It’s Vicar Amelia from Bloodborne. But there is a boy version named Laurence if you swing that way 😁 . He’s HOT.
amy is a stunner with a gorgeous head of hair
kind of handsy though
I bat leftie and rightie, yes thank you for the information
🥰
Makes me think of the ancient magus’ bride
me too :3
I’m mean Yulius is quite the being.

I understand completely 🙂↕️
Any eldritch horror
Mating with the nameless one 🤤
Gender reveal party for the resulting offspring: the colour flashes and changes every second, never settling on one, it is full of colours never before seen.
for the last time i said i teach music and logical positivism, not magic

Where are they from
If I’m not mistaken that’s from The Ancient Magus’ Bride
One of my weirder ones is probably Capra Demon but it is still mostly human shaped.
Definitely had thoughts and feelings about Chaos Witch Quelaag when I played the game as a teenager lol. She’s at least half conventionally attractive woman.
Capra Demon is just a hot guy in a mask. His abs are so firm you could grate CHEESE on them
Quelaag is conventionally attractive top half, buuuut any sex with her likely involves an ovipositor, so I’ve always felt confident considering it monsterfucking.
Though ig hopefully when you’re a teenager, you’re not cursed with enough knowledge to understand that part.
Haha yeah
Oh! I know who Quelaag is as of last week, actually. I definitely had thoughts about her.
Some time after I realized “Oh my god, she needs me to bring her eggs. Hnng-”
My hear me out is the Phantom Train from FF6:

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Makes delicious food
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Goth
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Looks tough but likes getting picked up
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Switchy
dream partner tbh
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mine is the Swordfish from Cowboy Bebop. I could make love across the galaxy with that beautiful ship.
Partygoers from the backrooms
I always thought Gumby was kinda cute
Not bad, not enough eyes though.










