“Hey, I was wondering if you could help me figure something out. I was really flattered by your invite the other day, but I’m not interested in dating right now. I enjoy your friendship and I don’t want to jeopardize it. Is there a way we can comfortably set boundaries without ruining that?”

IMO this way you let them know you’re interested in maintaining a relationship but at a friendship level. You demonstrate that you care about their feelings while clearly establishing the need for specific boundaries.

Some people don’t want to conform to your leg-prisons to appease your draconian fashion sense

It’s the same combination on my luggage!

Get in the depression region of collective human consciousness, Shinji

Ah, the art of bushit-o

True story. Got my dingy absolutely WRECKED by a Hag witch before she turned me into a frog, and I’m not talking about my boat

ATATATATATATATATATATATATA

I’m no one at all

fuck yeah, spread it

wait, we’re bringing Riley memes back?

I need to touch grass. Sometimes my eyes earn me a bonk

THIS BETTER NOT BE A DREAM SEQUENCE

Brazilian or otherwise…

ANIMAL REGULARITY DETECTED

I mean, yeah

Coops already exist. Basically they’re already set up so that when people move in, they own part of it, and when they move out, they don’t. The technical legal details of it varies from your country, region, municipality, etc, but from my basic understanding, when you sign your contract, it includes saying “you own this building with us until you move out. We might ask you to move out if you poop in the communal garden.”

Edit: re-reading your post, I realize I’m not sure if you mean the entire building or a single unit, but either way you can have similar arrangements.

those fools forgot about lays 😎

Cardassian and Federation technology don’t mix. They’re natural enemies! Like Romulan technology and Federation technology. Or Klingon technology and Federation technology. Or Federation technology with other Federation technology!

That guy’s wearing a shirt with my favourite Squashing Cabbages songs

“Father, the sleep-command has awoken!” Something I saw in my Dune kern

Same thing happened to me, but then I forgot it in another dream