I want that guitar pedal

create rule: from microsoft teams -> trash

This comic has lived rent free in my head for years

I’ve been trying little things to help brighten their day, like artisanal wallets or little jokes that I write down on cards and put in my pockets

Alexisonfire had the same problem. Their website was theonlybandever.com because alexisonfire.com was for the adult actress Alexis, and her pornographic content.

From the last time I saw this, what I understood was, the lawyer isn’t asking the witness if there’s a possibility the person in question was alive, the lawyer is trying to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the person in question was not only undeniably dead, but also impossible for the person to be alive.

Source: my memory from a random comment on the internet, pay it forward

Not to generalize, but cannibals often talk with a mouth full, or an ear full, or a toe full…

Don’t blame me, I deleted all my social media years ago. Now, I’m just using it for my crippling addiction to pornography

What was it? I wish I had a limited edition pmjv typo. It could be worth DOZENS of dollar on ebay

Oh god whatever you do, DO NOT search for Valkyrie Drive, it’s a trap. It’s filled with lures of lesbian softcore hentai and dubious morals, but fails to deliver ANY message for gun control reform OR firearm safety.

I wonder if the oversized daemon baby prefers Danzig or Graves records

I can hear the jimmies rustling in the trees

This is so high quality, I feel like I’m viewing a cutscene

Penguin sounds like Gunther from Adventure Time

I was gonna call it Jerry-ing but conglobating sounds more betterer

OH GOD

SEX

ROMANCE

INTRIGUE

Is there any genre this comic won’t cover?

Good catch, I am technologically incompetent.

They seemed like such decent character strings

That’s because Duke Nukem respects women.

This goes so hard

“Ass Aryans? That’s like, two of my favourite things.”