In a follow-up post, James Workshop revealed he was actively putting employees brains in jars as an alternative to what he called "the heresy of iron."
gods I miss these silly lil treats. It's not even like they're easy to make yourself, you'd need to find custom waffle cone taco-shaped shells to even get started. I wish a supermarket chain would have stepped up with a knock-off. Aldi plz!
It's honestly fucking insane that we're still letting Victorian men dictate what we can wear. The only real pushback has been from femboys in the last like decade, and we're still a minority.
Mom can't find work in the industry anymore, she got cut by execs that want to go all in on AI. I think my dad keeps his in the bathroom. Both of them would rather have gotten better pay or a bonus than the statuette.
I think you've gotta be really vain to care that much about the award.
"Now, Putin is a great personal friend, great guy just really great, and so I'm very happy to announce that we're gonna form a great pact! a really wonderful pact, god I love that word, a pact! It's gonna be the greatest pact you've ever seen, in history even, the Trump-Putin pact. and we're gonna equally divide up Poland so that we get all their tasty treats and Russia gets some land or whatever, great pact."
I dunno if glee is the right emotion. America is going to lash out hard in it's death throes and cause a lot more pain and destruction. There's also no guarantee that what comes next will be any better; if anything, I'm expecting powerful corporations to carve up her corpse.
The rest of the world can breathe a sigh of relief when it's done, but an animal becomes most dangerous when it's backed into a corner.
okay but like, can't I have both?