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djsoren19

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  • Rhea Seehorn Wins Golden Globe for Best Actress in a TV Drama "Pluribus"

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  • My parents both have an Emmy.

    Mom can't find work in the industry anymore, she got cut by execs that want to go all in on AI. I think my dad keeps his in the bathroom. Both of them would rather have gotten better pay or a bonus than the statuette.

    I think you've gotta be really vain to care that much about the award.

  • putinesque erection

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  • "Now, Putin is a great personal friend, great guy just really great, and so I'm very happy to announce that we're gonna form a great pact! a really wonderful pact, god I love that word, a pact! It's gonna be the greatest pact you've ever seen, in history even, the Trump-Putin pact. and we're gonna equally divide up Poland so that we get all their tasty treats and Russia gets some land or whatever, great pact."

  • This morning's rule

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  • that at least sounds like a problem that solves itself

  • Perspectives

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  • I dunno if glee is the right emotion. America is going to lash out hard in it's death throes and cause a lot more pain and destruction. There's also no guarantee that what comes next will be any better; if anything, I'm expecting powerful corporations to carve up her corpse.

    The rest of the world can breathe a sigh of relief when it's done, but an animal becomes most dangerous when it's backed into a corner.

  • ‘Cancel your tickets’: Calls grow to boycott US-hosted FIFA World Cup over Trump admin

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  • as bad as the US is, pretty sure Qatar is worse and nobody gave a shit then. Sports fans don't have morals.

  • Lemmings who enjoy eating buldak original or hotter noodles. Do you feel nothing when you eat hot buffalo wings? Do you just drown food in hot sauce on a regular basis?

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  • The trick is to not use the whole spice packet. I typically only put half into my noodles.

  • rule

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  • I feel like this meme is nearly impenetrable to a general audience, but I laughed at it so I guess it made it to it's target.

  • AOC says ICE has become an “anti-civilian, paramilitary” org after an agent murdered a queer woman

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  • I imagine you would care quite a bit when the knife is sticking out of your back.

  • Minimum required effort to not get arrested for public indecency

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  • They're called dolphin shorts! and goals 😍

  • AOC says ICE has become an “anti-civilian, paramilitary” org after an agent murdered a queer woman

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  • It won't be, but even if it were; would you really want to fight side by side with someone whose only motivator is fear?

    Sounds like the kinda person who would immediately sell you out to the fascists if they were promised a deal that would protect themselves.

  • rule theory

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  • three white mana can cast White Plume Adventurer, it makes a pretty strong argument. Cards in hand?

  • AOC says ICE has become an “anti-civilian, paramilitary” org after an agent murdered a queer woman

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  • Wild to see this fervor after a white woman was killed, this is like the fourth or fifth time ICE has murdered someone in a year but now our "worst fears have been realized." They certainly weren't an anti-civilian paramilitary when they were fucking raiding American ghettos with helicopters and kidnapping people in unmarked vans off the streets. We don't care about that, obviously, but now they've crossed a line!

    This country fucking sucks.

  • Our unconditional friend and ally 🫡 /s

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  • There's a reason why the U.S. has so many international students

    uh...this isn't exactly accurate anymore lol. International enrollment has fallen off a cliff. I dunno if numbers have been officially released yet, but chatting with my friends in admissions offices for some pretty big universities, they're seeing reductions of 70-80%

  • Our unconditional friend and ally 🫡 /s

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  • American football

    obviously soccer is for metrosexual eurocucks /s

  • Trump rejects comparisons between Iraq, Venezuela: “The difference … is that Bush didn’t keep the oil. We’re going to keep the oil,”

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  • "No no no, we're not gonna be like those other guys. We're even worse!"

  • History will not be kind to the USA

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  • I mean, people look back fondly on the Nazis. It just makes them shitty people.

  • Linux Rules

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  • that's a much better title, I'd wear that with pride. don't belittle cum by comparing it to that garbage.

  • The US Americans have lost their marbles.

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  • historically, revolutions have followed times of great hardship, where the working class (or peasantry if we're going back further) had nothing left to lose. They also frequently had wealthy backers in the shadows and/or charismatic leaders.

    None of that is currently true of the U.S. If you want to call that laziness, fine, but then you have to recognize that humans were "lazy" for most of recorded history.

  • NSFW

    how rule :3 want to be held

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  • as someone who has been held like this, the reason is for the picture.

    this almost could have come out of my ex's camera roll, except my skin was a lot more red. the fucking would happen after.

  • Femcel Memes @lemmy.blahaj.zone
    djsoren19 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    please hurry it's terminal