Oh good they’re doing cow eugenics…
To create the perfect cow to use as a sacrifice to bring about the end times…
Wait… that’s just the meat industry with nukes.
it’s not even red
Apocalypse now brown cow
weird children’s book premise but you know what, you could probably make it work
With how many adaptions Heart of Darkness has I’m surprised it doesn’t already exist lol
narrated by Samuel L Jackson
fuck you i do what i want What if I magnetize the styrofoam
Why even bother when you can just AI generate a red heifer and get the exact target audience. Then have it animated crudely and speak nonsense prophecies (mostly related to investing in some kind of CowCoin) - actually, wait, we need an AI generated Red Heifer VTuber who plays that I Am Jesus game.
when you can just AI generate a red heifer and get the exact target audience. Then have it animated crudely and speak nonsense prophecies (mostly related to investing in some kind of CowCoin)
"The beast was given a mouth to utter proud words and blasphemies and to exercise its authority for forty-two months. 6 It opened its mouth to blaspheme God, and to slander his name and his dwelling place and those who live in heaven. 7 It was given power to wage war against God’s holy people and to conquer them. And it was given authority over every tribe, people, language and nation. 8 All inhabitants of the earth will worship the beast—all whose names have not been written in the Lamb’s book of life, the Lamb who was slain from the creation of the world.[b] "
"The beast was given a mouth to
utterudder proud words
How could I not think of that.
not the biggest reason I’m not Christian but like, I dunno, that seems like a really stupid thing to make happen, some real “god is a kid with a magnifying glass and an ant hill” type shit
6… 7…
Nah, they need the heifer to sacrifice to consecrate the materials to rebuild the temple. My pastor had followed this news religiously, and there was constantly “Perfect red heifer born!” followed by, within weeks, “Blemish found, not the perfect red heifer.” Guy was beyond Zionist, into all the conspiracy theories, (preached about the Illuminati from the pulpit) and probably the most conservative person I’ve ever known personally. But he was almost like family, so somewhere between loving him, hating him, and just being sad about him.
Guess you can’t just make a prophecy about a “pretty nice red heifer, maybe a ding or two, but it’ll buff out”, or it’ll be harder to wriggle out of it with a bottle of peroxide and a fast-tracked graduation from Bovine University.
Can’t wait until all the key tenants of the prophecy to come true, then God, happy that somebody finally put 50 cents into the prophecy vending machine he promised 2000 years ago for that sweet red veal, comes down and obliterates Netanyahu for being a ninny.
Deuteronomy 6:16
What if it was Duderonomy and it was just for the fellas?
At least let me watch.
Duderonomyaoi
I could rock with Jesus (only same choice if he were real), but I’d definitely have some questions for God, (wtf man?)
Enough of the drag show just launch the nukes already
Both groups worship a god that is easily tricked, apparently.
I really don’t get why more of their allies aren’t weirded out by the way they’re trying to purposely cause the end of the world every few years
I don’t get why their own fucking fascist citizens aren’t actually worried about their own self preservation, be it god ending the world or any nukes-having country with a sliver of common sense against this nukes-having rabid dog.
I know the fandom’s a little toxic but let them post about their comfort character
The next trillbillies ep is gonna be a banger
Is every hair red, or do they have to keep trying?
