Wow, what an absolute flipping idiot. Oh wait, he’s a cop, never mind, ACAB.
The copaganda is strong enough that this is unquestioningly portrayed as an “accident”.
But, when someone aims a weapon (or vaguely similar object) at a cop, the cop almost always starts shooting. Dude might’ve feel disrespected or intimidated or whatever. Maybe not just joking around.
Everybody does a desk pop!
I really wish the titles were more accurate, it should read “Officer shoots coworker while negligently handling service weapon”
But that officer’s gun goes off
Some crazy copaganda passive voice in play here.
If you put all the cops in a room, how long until there’s only one left
Edit: this is actually a really good premise for a movie
Or just in general as like, a good idea.
Pigs are fucking dumbass bottom feeders. And the state gives them weapons. Preventing an accidental discharge is actually quite easy when you don’t treat your firearm like a fucking toy. I’ve yet to have one cos I don’t treat my firearm like a fucking toy.
Go to any police station bathroom that the cops use. There is ALWAYS at least one bullet hole in a stall where a cop was fucking around with their sidearm while taking a shit.
IME there’s also free body armor and a giant purple two-headed dildo.
“counting or not counting gang violence?”
I mean… cops are technically just state funded gangs 🤷
thier union is pratically a gang/mafia that can strongarm the cities, so technically not a true union.
POP!

I love hyenas. And “shoot at noises” is making me full on belly laugh.
Also consistent with gnoll behavior.
And most important: Remember to have fun!
So this is the version cops take.
5; don’t be a moron (or a cop)
that hyena is about to flamethrower a noise. That ship has sailed.
Everyone knows the first rule of gun safety is ‘Just have fun’
If only the natural selection worked on both of them…
That’s not what “accidental” means though. If you’re fucking around with guns, you expected this. You were taught about this exact thing in gun safety class FFS.
Gun? Safety? I make safety with gun? Gun safety.
Safety is the nickname they give to that little no-fun button on the bang bang toy.
This is very traumatic to those of us who have lost friends in a freak gasoline fight accident. You people are so insensitive.
freak gasoline fight?
It’s a reference to a movie with Ben Stiller in it. (I only remember two things from the movie: that line and Ben Stiller)
I think it was Zoolander
Hardly know er
What about the Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too?
Nope
More cops should play this game







