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  • I bought an LG microwave a few months ago to replace a dead 10 year old Sharp. My favorite “features”:

    • The sticker on the door stating that by using the microwave I agree to LG’s TOS, including binding arbitration.
    • The single 4 minutes and 30 seconds of use I got out of it before the magnetron broke.

    When I returned it they customer service person asked if I wanted it serviced under warranty – hilarious. Bought a Panasonic instead.



  • oatscoop@midwest.socialtoScience Memes@mander.xyzNobel Prize 2024
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    23 days ago

    Option 3. Get a job as part of the 5% of the population still employed in serving the various security apparatuses protecting the rich fucks – you could be a soldier, cop, or government official.

    Better to be part of the boot than be the poor fuckers getting stepped on, right? You can sleep easily knowing you have it slightly better than the other 95% of the underclass.