The fall of Rome took over two and a half centuries.

Sometimes you need to accept things are broken and move toward fixing them, not blindly stumble forward expecting everything to right itself.

S T O C H A S T I C T E R R O R I S M

Did you point out that they have brain damage from lead poisoning and it might be compromising their ability to think?

How would you put ‘person who tested various diets and eating habits for the best possible shit to freeze and pick through ice with’ on a resume?

Mandatory naps? Am I a fucking child?

Watching that chrome dome get shinier and shinier was fantastic.

You know, I didn’t think I could hate Musk more - but then he just one ups himself. It’s almost impressive.

Well, it’s stated at the end of the paragraph that the about me was written by ChatGPT.

No I think it’s pretty clear that capitalism will point guns at them, and we will either win and exploit their resources for ourselves or die.

I think their point is that if the people making the games were given fair compensation that they would be more willing to sacrifice IP rights.

I don’t see what makes them think that other than their own personal feelings on the matter, but I think that’s the message.

Stop, I can only get so erect

You can’t cook chicken with math, it’s out of this guys wheelhouse

Woman bad, amirite guys?

Hmm, I was going to say there’s a chance you survive biting lava - but technically there’s also a chance you survive biting something poisonous.

So yeah, flawless logic. The most poisonous and venemous things happen to be the pure unbridled power of the earth and 900lbs of muscle and hungry.

Squelch in my ass

Not if the owners have any character

Listen, we can’t all have the bladder control of a perfectly sculpted Greek God - ok?

Listen, cut him some slack - it’s really hard to keep your hands dry when you’re writing inside of a bubble. They’re very soapy, and you can’t move too much or they’ll pop.

Maybe he should try his hand at teaching too, it seems like he’s got a unique skill for simplifying complicated concepts.

People don’t like the things they believe to be challenged, and many people fail to recognize what is a belief and what is a fact.

It’s the problem with knowing enough to not know how little you actually do (know).