Baguette of holding

I’m not impressed because there are actually 0 calories, flavor, or nutritional value in computer renderings of food.

I’ll take the diamond please, and limitless hot showers conveniently while I drive.

It really is. It provides access to millions of people all over the world, it’s available 24/7, never gets tired, never judges, lets me come & go unannounced whenever I please, it satisfies a huge percentage of interactive human needs.

Also life can beat a person down like this until we inadvertently become aromantic asexual not of our own choosing.

Yeah this looks like a good old-fashioned late '90s style funny cat thing

Finally a handy gif I can use to explain to my adult children why I don’t understand any new young thing they try to explain to me.

By then I’ve lost interest & would rather commence doomscrolling.

lash her pussy with your tongue, skilfully, long, and mercilessly, when she shows ready, and let her cum wildly, until she is gasping with pleasure, and spent!

Easier said than done. Most women feel absolutely nothing when you try this on us. You spend hours down there, your jaw reaches muscle failure, and no objective has been achieved apart from a thorough crotch cleaning with your rancid saliva. You needn’t wonder why we’re man-loathing raging bitches who prefer our vibrators to unsatisfactory human touch.

I do what she does too and when we’re done with the microwave we push the “clear” button, or whatever that button is called to reset it back to the clock display to show that the microwave is not in use.

I love the photo she chose as her official representation of herself 🤣 I take myself way too seriously and it’s always refreshing to see people who have a sense of humor about themselves & everything else. Sense of humor is an indication of high intelligence too.

I agree, every form of online human interaction has become compromised & muddied trash. I’m holding out for when humans devolve back into face-to-face conversations in group & smaller intimate settings. Lemmy being the best option right now indicates a sad state of the world.

Wow, he was born in 1759.

It sounds pretty accurate to me. How would you rewrite it for accuracy?

BLM land is rough without a fully off-grid RV.

Reminds me of this 🤭

Figures. Glad I haven’t donated to them the last several times they’ve harassed me about it.

I’ve found a way around that. Don’t use dishes. Edit: after reading Doc_Crankenstein’s comment I realize what I really do is have one fork, one spoon, one knife, one bowl, and one cup, and habitually clean them immediately after use so I don’t even notice the chore, it’s as automatic as eating. Never have a dirty dish.

I guess I WAS CLEVER FIRST. 🤭

Jamaican me famous!