Just wondering if anyone else has noticed this
all of them should ideally be hanging at different heights to prevent a newtons scrotum type situation
that mean’s they’re overripe and ready to be removed
You can glue weights to one side to correct this.
Like storing pennies in the fold of the nut sack, does that count?
I think it counts, but the bank wont take them rolled that way and thats fucked up.
I beg to difffer https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Knut
Thats the good worldbuilding honestly. Goblins would treasure severed balls at least as much as gems. Foreskin vault was a bit on the nose tho.
The Testicle (Singular) should be the Size of a medium Avocado, or Alligator Pear, with the Texture of one such Fruit slightly Overripe , and be of nearly neutral Buoyancy as it float within the Ball-Sack.
I once tried pearl diving at a resort in thailand, but I couldn’t for the life of me. My five testicles were like buoys and I couldn’t submerge.
kinda like the end of Jaws
The original or the sexy remake ‘Jizz’
E.T. Extra Testicle
Wait, you have two testicles?
I do now
Where’d you get your second one?
Not telling sheesh find ur own balls
no and i think you’re missing one
Okay should I trade away the one that’s hanging lowest? Will my pee output and quality be reduced with just two testes?
That depends, do they all wobble to and fro?
Please don’t tie them in a bow
They’re like one of those perpetual motion office desk toys that go clack clack clack
This is a joke right? I mean, yes. Also they rotate around each other, you can sit and watch em do it (it’s super weird). Balls are so weird. I can’t believe anyone would get into trying to maximize them
Edit: ok yeah I skipped over the part that said “the other two”
spoiler/uj
Is it normal for one of your testicles to hang lower than the other two?
The joke is three testicles
I know it took me looking back over it lol. Tbf I think most (female) partners I’ve had have been so weirded out about learning that they hang different and move around lol
No you need to cut the lower one off sorry
Why does this keep happening

Totally normal, it’s called a 3-T Scroat.
Call me the scroat goat
you’ll notice that one of your penises is also higher than the other
you’re right
Are yours not stacked vertically?
I tried they just fell down
No. It’s actually why I’m getting all mine removed soon.
Donate to the cause, some of us only have 5 balls

Had me in the first third, ngl

















