one time someone left JK Rowling's cross dressing killer book in one of those, and I took it and left it in my car with the plans to hollow it out and store my estrogen in there

I ended up leaving it too long and it grew black mold. then like a year later we learned Rowling's house was growing mold too.

if I wasn't a strict materialist I'd assign some significance or take some credit for this chain of events, but alas