hyperion? shrike?
Yep. That gun won’t do anything.
Might… uhhh…tickle a bit 😉
Ohhh youuu
Kassad? Just about to get tickled?
Kassad really would put his dick in anything, huh
Stupid sexy Shrike.
is this… is this a supervive reference?
It’s a reference to the book Hyperion by Dan Simmons, but now I’ve just learned that a recent videogame apparently has references to it
Wait, what sci fi am I seeing?
How to speedrun getting shot in the US
Shows what you know! In most parts of the US, there is no train!
What part of the body is the US and why is he aiming there?
“How do we show that this character is a man?”
“Hmm… give him, like, absolutely no ass.”
“Perfect! Now straight men won’t be confused about the dummy thick”
Well that and also put a text starting with “guy” right on top.
… the text was added later, my friend
I don’t know, it looks like a reasonable amount of ass
Ah! You got the same amount of ass as me. Flat assers stand up! Just be sure to grab your pants, so they don’t fall down when you do.
Finally realistic body proportions in media!!
Can you share the version without text? I would like to set it as my wallpaper.
I didn’t make the meme, but this is the biggest one I could find.
What’s the sauce?
I believe this is art from the book hyperion
Unsure of artist.
Alex Ries?
Spiky dude is called the Shrike. Hyperion Cantos - Dan Simmons
Then whos Alex Ries thats written on the bottom right?
The artist, presumably.
I think this is just fan art, I havent seen an edition with this art before.
Thank you! There’s some pretty cool stuff on the artist’s site, definitely bookmarking for later (reminds me a bit of the legendary Chris Foss).
Goddamit, I don’t remember Hyperion being anywhere near this cool. I might have to reread.
Goochie goochie
