Scoop some into a cup and let it melt first, then you can safely drink it 🙂

Empire Earth

Fucking disgusting

I don’t remember his name either tbh, but if you heard “Doing your mom” in your head like 15 times in a row, then we referenced the same thing

DOING YOUR (GRAND)MOM, DOI-DOING YOUR (GRAND)MOM!!!

I do

Dozens? Hundreds? It’s impossible to know

I am embarrassed to be American. But I’m also too poor to do anything about it

Por que no los dos?

Up in blazes you say?

Shit, my bad. That’s what I get for not going to law school like Mom wanted

Copyright laws have been flawed for at least a century and they’ve only gotten worse in the last few decades. I (mostly) blame Disney

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Only after I can afford to get away with it

Look at the kid he disowned because they are trans

Ah yes because, as we all know, you MUST pass classes in order to participate in society. And clearly no one can ever possibly cheat because it’s against the rules. Problem solved!

https://youtu.be/U06jlgpMtQs

That automated program flagged at least tens of thousands of historical photos, most of which aren’t as silly as ‘haha plane gay’ but of actual people (some of whom are still very much alive) in a blatant attempt to literally whitewash American history. Like, they’ve flagged the photos of literal Medal of Honor recipients because their skin tone is darker than eggshell, this is objectively horrifying. The loss of even one of those files is completely disrespectful on a number of levels

Would and have

The sad truth is that this already exists and has existed for a very long time. The global “Security Consultants” industry is worth somewhere around $50 billion. Granted, a lot of that comes from like, shipping companies and such, but if you have the money, they’ll protect you. Usually with retired or discharged veterans so they already have significantly more combat experience than whoever they’re protecting from, especially not some rando who I contracted over my lunch break