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segfault11 [she/her, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 days ago

italian chuds will say "mama-mia, there's-a only two-a genders! 🤌" and then be like

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italian chuds will say "mama-mia, there's-a only two-a genders! 🤌" and then be like

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segfault11 [she/her, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 days ago
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  • Rom [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Spaghetti man, more like

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      AyyyyyOC

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    I WOKE UP FUSILLI BUCATI

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    This isn’t even close to having all the pasta genders

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    And then Americans are like “all of these are noodles”

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    whole wheat pasta is a crime against god

  • ZWQbpkzl [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Radiatori is ideal for a pasta salad. Actually maybe Fisarmoniche. That looks more like what my box of radiatori looks like.

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    Tag yourself im Farfalle cause that is clearly a beauty

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    I only recognise long pasta, pasta with hole/spiral/other shape to suck sauce, thick pasta and tiny and large versions of all of those.

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