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comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net ·
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LIVE: When this post is one hour old I will eat some beans

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LIVE: When this post is one hour old I will eat some beans

comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net ·
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edit: beanis goblin-dont-care

edit 2: https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/a07ea7d2-aaf0-4a30-9eb6-423a436c654a.jpeg

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  • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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    EATING BEANS RN, YUM YUM

    • Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      I missed it sadness

      • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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        I will eat another scoop

        • Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          Missed that one too. sadness

  • soybeanis [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    ah shit I missed it! When will the vods go up?

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    • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      I’m cooking the beans now

      • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        Gotta do it hobo style

        • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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          dry beans are too crunchy straight from the bag

          • Trying2KnowMyself [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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            Which dry beans are you cooking that they are ready in an hour?

            • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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              Who said i only cooked them for an hour?

              • Trying2KnowMyself [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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                think-about-itWell damn.

            • The_Grinch [he/him]@hexbear.net
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              A pressure cooker can have them tender and delicious in 45 minutes.

  • thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    16 minutes pendejo

  • Mindfury [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    16 days ago

    LETSA GO

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    59 minutes ago

    possum-party

  • JustSo [she/her, any]@hexbear.net
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    TICK TOCK TICK TOCK

  • RedWizard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Oh duck yeah only 25 min left

  • microfiche [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Thirty five minutes comrade

    • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      yim yum

  • Awoo [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Were they good?

    • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      They were very good

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        numnum

  • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    I got fucked up by the timezones and missed the whole thi g doggirl-tears

  • Johnny_Arson [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    So how were the beans?

    • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Very good

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    So if the first hour was Before Bean does this make the time now After Bean or are we doing the secular Common Bean thing

    • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Beans are secular

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        Thank god, I mean, thank beans

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    Godspeed.

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