Racking a billiards table.
Because balls are touching.
The entire point of billiards is to make the balls touch. If you don’t, you lose. You can’t limit this to racking.
Hear that men? If you don’t spread your balls it’s gay.
:Kelly: “Ball-kanize”
Schrödonger’s Gay. Until you’ve had sex with the same sex you simply exist in a superposition of hetero/homo stasis.
More like “homie’s-‘o’-stasis” am I right??
Do not introduce cesium into the mix
The elusive gay-ace solo-poly particle makes up around 90% of the universe’s sexual matter, but we still haven’t detected it directly

Queer theory is a field of post-structuralist critical theory which is broadly associated with the study and theorization of gender and sexual practices that exist outside of heterosexuality, and which challenge heteronormativity.
most people before i get my hands on them
Depends what is materially gay. Define your premises.
It requires gay peer review over hypothetical gayness
My high school football locker room had a working theory of gayness wherein “it” is only gay if the balls do indeed touch.
Sorry queer non-ball havers. No gay for you.
Me kinda
me too. just volcel things.
Avicenna’s floating man

The Lost Boys (1987)
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