Fucking cirrhosis of the river has me rolling lmao
I’d never named a boat before. But there was only one I could think of, the most beautiful name in the wide world.
867-5309
877 cash now
800 588-2300
For all my NEOhio peeps: Garfield 1-2323
Has there ever been a warship called Worship? Seems inevitable.
It’s the christofascists get elected this year the odds go way up in the US.
Unsinkable 2 made me cry from laughter
Are dads naming the pho restaurants and hair salons, too?
Pho sho.
There’s a place near where I used to live called Phó Que Huong and I don’t know what Huong did to deserve this.
Am I the only one reading these in Bob Belcher’s voice?
You named your boat Sea Me Now?
There’s a boat in my mom’s neighborhood with the name Current Situation, I appreciate it.
Unsinkable II got me.
I always liked that time in the Flintstones where Fred and Barney jointly bought and named a boat.
(Sorry for the shitty camera-pointed-at-screen video; it’s the only one I could find.)
So what are y’all naming your boats if you had one?
Mine would be “Gonna Need a Bigger Boat.”
No bass to mouth?
I was always a fan of “The Sea-Ward” from Arrested Development
