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schizoidman@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前

Man in China caught with 100 snakes in trousers | New Straits Times

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Man in China caught with 100 snakes in trousers | New Straits Times

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schizoidman@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前
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BEIJING: A man has been caught trying to smuggle over 100 live snakes into mainland China by cramming them into his trousers, according to the country’s customs authority.
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    Is that a snake in your trousers or is that a snake in your trousers or is that a snake in your trousers or

    • Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works
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      No. Jusssst realllly happy to sssssee you!

  • Arve@lemmy.world
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    I have had it with these motherfucking snakes in these motherfucking pants!

  • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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    I’ll stick with a single trouser snake, thank you.

    • over_clox@lemmy.world
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      There are specialists that can help you have that removed if you need…

      • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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        Nah, I kinda like it.

        • Drunemeton@lemmy.world
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          Kinda? I love mine! I call him Shirley…

        • over_clox@lemmy.world
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          Congratulations! 👍

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    Hmm. I think I’ve heard this confucius saying before. How does it go… Man in China caught with 100 snakes in trousers suffers not from reptile disfunction.

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    That’s approximately 100 too many.

    • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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      approximately

      ?

      • Noodle07@lemmy.world
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        On average a person has approximately .5 snake in their pants

        • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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          More like .7 after this mfer

  • SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz
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    Folks be makin’ jokes, but, sadly, animal trafficking is a real problem. Who knows what those poor snakes were going to be used for. It’s tremendously sad.

  • ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world
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    With that many snakes in there, I feel like he was in the snakes’ trousers.

    Better headline: Man Caught in Snakes’ Trousers!

  • NounsAndWords@lemmy.world
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    “Is that 100 snakes in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”

  • apocalypticat@lemmy.world
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    100 snakes in trousers

    Are there 100 single-legged trousers, or 50 trousers with 2 snakes in each leg trouser?

    • Obi@sopuli.xyz
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      If there’s 2 snakes in each legs then you only need 25 trousers.

  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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    Wasn’t this a scene from an Ernest movie?

  • HeckGazer@programming.dev
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    Alright, showoff

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    101

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    However, only one of the snakes was one-eyed.

  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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    “Is that a snake in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”

    “Snake. Definitely a snake.”

    “Rude!”

    “Tell me about. His ballsss sssmell like old gym sssocksss.”

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