I’ve literally heard someone say “You’ll be discriminated against for being straight in the US!”

Nah, bruh. It’s not your straightness that’s the issue— it’s your stupid-ass views & shit-fuck opinions.

“Everyone’s a little autistic!”

Once that happens, I’ll absolutely be donating. 💖

Gee, buddy boy, wish I fuckin’ could!

For those not in know: it’s like telling someone with a broken ankle to “just walk”. That’s why it’s important to know that ADHD should be treated like any other handicap.

I’ve always imagined neurotypicals to have more of their senses working together in harmony. Less prone to brain overloading or de-syncing, you know?

Always envious to see people I know interacting with others so casually. “You mean you don’t have to rehearse a script before talking to others?? You just go in raw??? No intense anxiety or anything??? That’s bonkers…” That kind of thing. Lol

There are 2 types of ADHD: ADHD (hyperactive) and ADHD-PI (primarily inattentive). I have ADHD-PI, which does not really manifest hyperactivity. More like the “I can’t drive once my meds wear off because I’ll get distracted and drive up a curb”-type.

Executive dysfunction is a major part of my diagnosis, as well.

Not saying that you absolutely have ADHD, but it’s something to be mindful of if you find that its hugely affecting your life in a negative way.

Use a tissue, my dude.

beep beep! meow meow!

My kid has been begging for watermelon since last summer, when he did a 180 from despising it to being absolutely desperate for it.

My younger sister had this issue! (and would also sometimes eat it 🤢). Did it until her first year of high school.

My mom borrowed a microscope for our schooling, and my little sister had the funny idea to put a booger on a slide to take a look.

We both looked and were absolutely horrified at what we saw that day. Never saw her pick her nose ever again.

Would your body & your brain finally feel like compatible hardware & software?

That’s the spirit!

An OpenAI spokesperson told WaPo that “emotional engagement with ChatGPT is rare in real-world usage.”

In an age where people will anthropomorphize a toaster and create an emotional bond there, in an age where people are feeling isolated and increasingly desperate for emotional connection, you think this is a RARE thing??

ffs

Dang it.

Well, shoot, thank you.

Agreed! A dragon is a dragon!

It’s okay.

Really messed me up, tbh. Told that my purpose as a woman was to get married and “please my husband”, no matter what.

As a teen, my desire to like boys never manifested. My youth pastor would preach about how women were princesses whose desire was to be saved by a knight, and men were knights seeking adventure. I always wanted the adventure, and I was completely ostracized for it.

Imagine being told that your purpose is to be loved, then realizing that your true self is something nobody will ever love.

It’s disturbing, and I was severely depressed throughout my entire young & teenage years.

(it got much worse, but I don’t want to go over that. Just know that I escaped that shit eventually.)

🎶 Hey little fella, I know just what you’re thinkin’!

Nobody gets you or sees what you could be!

But pluck up your courage and turn that frown up

Soon we will eat this entire town up

Then they’ll believe in my dragon pal and me! 🎶

(Fun fact: Tad Cooper is actually a bearded dragon!)

🎶 Ooooh, my Pączki, you’re so yellow!

And ridiculously mellow!

I must say, there’s no fellow,

Quite as stinky as you are!

But my boy, there is no place

Where you could not show your dumb face

And the people wouldn’t make haste

To say: “That guy stinky– take him hither, take him far!” 🎶

Welcome to “I interpret scripture as whatever benefits me” or whatnot.

He’s actually a spiritual leader in our community. It all sucks. Lol