Figured would toss these on here as I’m both lazy and a disaster, but here you go (these are ancient history fwiw, when I was 9). Shouldn’t have any triggering/sad shit (didn’t screenshot, basically) but may as well share 9 year old me’s glorious basedness:
Oh wow, they gave you assessments? Nice! I barely avoided being put into the “R-Word Kids” class.
The 80’s were so cool!
Damn
was the early 2000s for me, but yeah, was assessments.That you’re here shows how messed they all were though. They were missing up on some peak basedness or potential and maybe inclination for it
“often physically and mentally preoccupied with the idea of the panda bear” is a great sentence
Also linking pandas with “rain forest” (Tho I get what they were going for)
I believe bamboo forests are technically rain forests
Like redwood forests
"Oi let me give you some facts about pandas, kid - no complaining and don’t make me pull out my rubber knife on you like last time.
We’re gonna learn about the recent evolution of the panda’s pseudo-opposable digit thumb today…"
I’m just imagining an irrepressible thug of a grade schooler who pounces on other students when they are away from other people to mug them of their time and attention while giving them panda facts and threatening to pull out their “knife” if the other kid isn’t compliant.
This is just a joke obviously but now it is headcanon for me.
Awesome :D I wish I was that cool, I was just really always excited when they came up. And I brought my stuffed panda around with me everywhere then
(regrettably the friend did not live till adulthood or for much longer, “died” sometime between the two documents this is involved in- family was a fuck).I was absolutely a irrepressible thug (in a “do not poke goblin” sense, not a bully/etc sense) of a grade schooler, though.
x also spoke in a very pedantic way with very poor language pragmatics from a social perspective.
She just like me fr
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I’m sorry to hear about your panda friend :(
I was absolutely a irrepressible thug (in a “do not poke goblin” sense, not a bully/etc sense) of a grade schooler, though.
Thanks for the condolences
. They’ve gone to the plushy heaven now…And indeed, irrepressible :>
the Chinese name for panda translates as “bear cat”
Wonderful :o another reason to love the panda/bear cat, indeed.
Thanks! Won’t have any prob remembering this I suspect (the panda fascination has simmered down or been joined by other fascinations, but the love and respect remains and is eternal)
Sounds like you were an awesome kid and it makes me happy you’re now a super awesome adult
Thanks :> tbh helps rn
Wow they really did not like how much you liked pandas
TBF I was probably about as obnoxious with it as I can be about anything, but indeed. Panda persecution is so real
fascinating that the metric for egocentrism is not caring when someone else speaks about themselves.
9 year old “demonstrates immature behaviour” and “likes pandas”
American teachers:
Unqualified dumb fucks lmao
