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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago

Roland secured his legacy

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Roland secured his legacy

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago
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  • JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works
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    Andre is also famous for his farts Andre's 16 sec fart https://www.snopes.com/articles/349106/andre-the-giant-16-second-fart/

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      He’s used to drink like a 24 pack a beer at a time too lmao the man really was just living life with +130% settings.

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    “Bumbulum”

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      I will now learn to speak this word fluently and use it often to announce my farts.

      Excuse me, I must retire to the veranda to tune my bumbulum.

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    and people complain about “bullshit jobs” these days

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      Dear colleagues,

      I hope this email finds you well. As per my last email I’m delighted to inform you that last year’s farter, who had proven himself of a great value and an asset, will be joining our team.

      I expect nothing but the highest standards for the king’s farting festival. He was most generous for giving us the opportunity to travel his land, we are grateful for his generousity and thus don’t want to fuck it up.

      Best regards, Xero

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    How do I become a flatulist?

    • don@lemm.ee
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      You’re gonna need beans. Lots of beans.

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        They’re in the right place

        • pyre@lemmy.world
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          Tom Bumbulum

        • iamtrashman1312@lemmy.world
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          Tom Beanbadil

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      Learn to play the flute?

      • postmateDumbass@lemmy.world
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        But how?

        • kemsat@lemmy.world
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          Iono

  • jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de
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    I am underpaid

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    One time I farted and it smelled so bad I honestly wondered if I needed a doctor.

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      When, in fact, you needed real estate.

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        Roland the Farter: [Does a jump]

        Roland the Farter: [Whistles once]

        Roland the Farter: [Farts]

        King Henry II: [ Beckons to the camera]

        King Henry II: It’s free real estate.

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          how many farts?

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      I did one so bad once that they had to call a priest

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    I like that the also gave him the occupation of “flatulist” as he must have been a professional.

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      Not only that but as the screenshot indicates, “flatulist” even has its own Wikipedia page. It indeed was (is?) an occupation.

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    “Back then we really had to work”

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    “One Jump, One Whistle, and One Fart” sounds like it could be a parody of “One Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Beer.”

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      Well I ain’t seen my baby, don’t know where she’s been / I’ve been eating broccoli, cabbage, rice and beans / Gonna smell foul man, when I let loose / Give you a triple-shot of my toots / But that’s not all there is, yeah that’s only one part / When I do one whistle, one jump, and one fart / One whistle / One jump / And one fart

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    Next time I see my boss, I know what to do

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    I could bag that house myself with a steady supply of cauliflower and Beyond Meat burgers. Shit, I probably have Roland beat already.

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    a modern contender

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      Now do it on command!

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      Damn sounded like a Motocross race starting line

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      Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

      a modern contender

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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    Legends say he started the first gas company.

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    Natural gas gets you places. 😂😂😂😂

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    This is fart too much.

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