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An invincible wolf man, who is like a wolf in every regard save for the fact that he can fly.
(Note: This might be misinformation)
My brother explained skatole to me once, and I remember the balancing act he had to perform to explain that he’s not saying my shit smells good in particular, but that it shares a certain quality with the odor of flowers. . But not a good quality, mind you.
I appreciated the compliment.
It’s crazy to me that people are still watching TV and tuning into things like new episodes of The Simpsons. My wife and I just drove out to Vancouver last week and stayed in a few hotels along the way. Using the TVs at each one (with a living, breathing TV Guide Channel) felt a little surreal. We were supposed to have sex the one night and instead I fell asleep watching the Paralympics.
My cat is also named Mimo, though his government name is Milo. But I’ve never called him Milo a day of his life.
Tracks include:
Papa’s Little Baby Mimo
Do You Ever Mimo-Berry-Boy
Asha Luego
Two Many Kitties
There are probably more but these are most regularly in rotation.
STOP POSTING PICTURES OF THE SCROLLS! I swear this generation is reckless for upvotes. I only caught a glimpse and I saw the position I’m going to be shitting in when I die.
Jesus Christ, you can’t just show a bunch of the Scrolls. I’m not a fucking moth priest! You’re going to cause a lot of new disabilities.
Mastodon overwhelmed me. I hopped on the website and had no idea what I was looking at. I didn’t understand federation. I basically had the option of what niche hobby to join on Mastadon and no indication that I would he able to access a broader forum, so I said “Well, this fucking sucks.” and left.
Threads and BlueSky are likely as accessible as making an account and you’re done.
I’ve slowly worked on my wife and now she properly identifies species of local birds unprompted. I’m so proud of her.
A schmetterling is the approximate amount of shit one spackles into the bowl of the toilet after a particularly fibrous day. It’s not so much that it clogs the plumbing or anything, but it certainly leaves a schmetterling of evidence behind for the next man to attempt to knock loose with his stream.
A very beautiful word.
Best memory of this is reading through the Morrowind manual while my mom did her shit.
Ah, I thought consoles were still rolling with 30. Haven’t owned one in years.
Isn’t 30 the standard on console anyway? Doesn’t seem too bad if they’re getting close. Either way, every time the game is delayed it gives me renewed hope that the developer at least cares about getting it right. And hey, if they fuck it up, the modders will have Anomaly 2 or something similar coming down the pipeline within a year or two.
I’m more of a Mephisto guy myself, but it never hurts to run Baal.
It’s fucking absurd and embarrassing that crowd participation is even permitted in televised presidential debates.
Bigfeetsman is always peeking.
First, you take the graham. You stick the chocolate…on the graham. Then, you roast the mallow…
Sounds like an appliance from The Sims.
This is one thing that had held me back from building/working with computers for a living. I would be a natural fit for the job, but I don’t want to ruin one of the only technical things I enjoy doing in my freetime.